Recent reviews by Your Wife's Boyfriend

It's a good little game, i guess, but it costs WAY too much considering the most fun you will have with the game is when you're playing it with one hand, fappin' to those goblin tiddies

Worth

Free minecraft with wierd cool ♥♥♥♥ sprinkled in. sure the characters look kinda dumb but hey, the game's pretty damn fun to play!

where do i begin? its just so damn fun to light people on fire then to piss on them! sadistic? me? no way. its normal to use a cat's butt as a silencer for a shotgun.

okay so i get on a 3 v 3 party, and my crew's captain spills coffee on their lap and is absolutely raving mad in the voice chat. so when we get in the game an enemy ship approaches, so captain over here just spins us in circles screaming "KILL THEM KILL THEM DO IT" so after this nonsense we finally got a few guns on their ship, and then he just rams into them head on, destroying us both. after the match ended, i found out that the enemy captain had spilt tea on his lap at the same time our captain spilt coffee on his. needless to say they screamed and ranted at eachother for quite a while.

there is absolutely no way i can start this game! the launcher crashes repeatedly and when it doesnt there is no way to actually start the game! please, developers, fix this! i wont be able to spend money on this game if i cant get it to start!

a very good visual novel. its not super serious, so if your looking for super deep moral themes, your not going to get much.

you can make guns, yay. the learning curve is way to steep though, if your new, i suggest BOTS BOTS AND MORE BOTS because this game can be very punishing to people new to the pvp of loadout

okay i reccomend this game but can a developer tell me why i lost some game cabinets after FINALLY figuring out how to start it (when you launch the game theres a ton of options, safe mode is the only one that works for me). im saying this because i have gotten those cabinets before and they no longer say what i need to do in order to recieve them. if there is a way for me to fix this issue please tell me.

ERMAGHERD GET IT PUNK ME AND MY STORCLOAK GANGSTAS GUN COME TO YO HOUSE AND BURN ALL OF YO THINGS MATE SO GET THE GAME SO U CAN BE STORMCLOAK 9000/10