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19.3 hrs on record (15.8 hrs at review time)
[Verse 1]
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: "HUGE SUCCESS"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

[Chorus 1]
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

[Verse 2]
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me and tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you

[Chorus 2]
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

10 синих роботов из 10 (да, я знаю что Гладос любит оранжевых, но мы то все знаем, что она сумасшедшая).
Posted 24 May, 2018.
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61.2 hrs on record (56.4 hrs at review time)
Плюсы:
- Испытание
- Расширение сознания
- Собственная тупость когда-то заканчивается
- Ощущение себя в конечной форме СПГС

Минусы:
- Жестокая боль от Испытания
- Расширение сознания влияет на реальный мир
- Осознание собственной тупости

Плюсов больше, так что 10 линий из 10.
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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0.0 hrs on record
Страшно было, что меня ждет еще это DLC, страшно было садиться в него играть, страшно было проходить, да и после него страшно, что еще второе такое же... вот я трус =)
Posted 24 April, 2016.
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