https://youtu.be/KA-SMYnroiU

wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ul ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody ♥♥♥♥♥ mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. ima ♥♥♥♥♥ fury & ull drown in it m8

Yeah…I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap boyfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid.

hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart ♥

my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory

i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im self proclaimed genius, but i never express anything

my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only

my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me

my significant other is a monotoned, girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am

If you're a ♥♥♥, bi, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, or anything but straight, know this
I am a 193 cm tall, 102kilos "fat" (bear mode, /fit/ god) who would literally gouge your adams apple out

Imagine that
You, a little smelly trapposting ♥♥♥, a little deranged ♥♥♥♥♥, abandoned by family and friends, standing before me.

I slowly grab your unwashed head and place it in a headlock position, as I grab your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ throat with my free arm, and yank it out.

After I'm done with that, I proceed with stomping your skull.

I'm coming from Eastern Europe, so know that not only me, but the entire european south would do this to you in a heartbeat.
Fear normal humans, ♥♥♥♥
Your days are numbered

+rep clean,discrete and got a bic ♥♥♥♥ one of my fav escorts