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XD-sniped!

Put an XD on ur friends wall, if he is retarded XD If he manage to XD you back in less than a day from this comment, he will no longer be retarded XD !!

BUT OH WAIT - You have to XD 5 more friends, or this will not work, and you will be cursed with retardation forever!!! XD

Get out there and XD-snipe your friends by copy and pasting this message.

Hello,
My name is Alex. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like genji or widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th)
From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend, You'll pocket me. This comes with some conditions: You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too. You obviously wont be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys.
If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional loot box or two.
We'll skype everyday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.

Here are my contact details;
Skype: █████
Battlenet: █████#3574
Steam: /id/█████

I'M DONGING YOU DADDY! ヽ(ಥ益ಥ;) ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% donged..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% donged.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% donged.... ███████████] 99% donged..... (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ERROR!(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ༼⌐□ل͜□༽True༼⌐□ل͜□༽ Daddies are undongable(~˘▾˘)~ I could never dong you daddy! (~˘▾˘)~ Send this to 10 other ༼⌐□ل͜□༽daddies༼⌐□ل͜□༽ who raise your ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉdongerヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ or never (つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘raise(つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘ again (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ If you get 0 back: no dongers for you ╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯ 3 back: raise emヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ 5 back: youre daddys donger (~˘▾˘)~(~˘▾˘)~ 10+ back: Daddy( つ◕ل͜◕)つ└⋃┘ง/͠-┌ل͜┐͡-\ง

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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