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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:22am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 9:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:29am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 9:09pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:31am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:44am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:28pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 8:39pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:17pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:17pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:17pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:19pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:19pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:20pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:21pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:18pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:23pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:23pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:24pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:24pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:24pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:25pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:25pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:58pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:35pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:14pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:54am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:42am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:07pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:09pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:43pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 12:55am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:26pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:24pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:40am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:52am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:26pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:02pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:09pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:11am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:19am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:01am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:31am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:10am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 5:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:55pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:45pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:59pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:45am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:18pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:39am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:40am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:40am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:03am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 10:16am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:00pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:23pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:22pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:54pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:42am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 10:16am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:23am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 12:07pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:06pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 8:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:10pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:41am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:37am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 8:45pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 2:16pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:26pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 9:20am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:29am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 2:09pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 4:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:22am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 10:05am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:22am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:05pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:06pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:07pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:07pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:09pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:09pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:10pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 12:55am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:22am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:53am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 2:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:05pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:05pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:13pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:08pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:08pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:22pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:39am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:39am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:39am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:22am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:24am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:06pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:06pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:23am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:26am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:26am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:54pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 8:48pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 9:53am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:29am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:07pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:36am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 9:53am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 9:42pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:01am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 8:50am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:51am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 10:58pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:05pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:06pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:22pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:53am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:42am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 7:16pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:55pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:05pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:05pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:13pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 8:18pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:09pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 9:22pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 11:11pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:55am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:06pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:06pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 11:50am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 9:21pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:23am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:23am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 10:33pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 9:42pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 10:58pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:59pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 4:10am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 4:35pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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