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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:48am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:32am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:07am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:21pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:42pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:30pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:42am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:46pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:00pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:02pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 11:50pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:22am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:14am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:26am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:28am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:32am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:48am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:03am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:20am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:53am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:01am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:24am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:42am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:42pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:42pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:42pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:27am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:48am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:32am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:10am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:26am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:26am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:47am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:18am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 2:43am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 2:43am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:26am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:50am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:26am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:29am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 7:25am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:12am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:48am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:45am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 11:37am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:37am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:44am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:12am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:21pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 8:29am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 2:14am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:08am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 8:29am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:03am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:01am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 8:29am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:05am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:38am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:31am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:31am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:19am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:25am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:26am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:48am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 11:12am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:32am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:08am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:15am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:18am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 1:06am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:15am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:03pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:14am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:01am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 11:21pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 9:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:02pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:43am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:02pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:08am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:08am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:48am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:13am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:48am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:50am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:50am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:55am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:02pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:47am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:44am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:05am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:05am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:29am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:48am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 7:28pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:57pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:44am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:43am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 8:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:15am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:30pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 May @ 8:54am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:37pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 May @ 8:42am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:37pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 8:29am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:19am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:04am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:46am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:08am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:24am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 10:57pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:08am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:03am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:45am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 2:36am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:47am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:04am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 9:19am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:26am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:37am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:33am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:16pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:49am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 May @ 6:49am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:51am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:51am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:23am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 2:39am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:28am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:27am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:03am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:00pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 May @ 8:55am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:44am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:33am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:00pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 3:47am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:40am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:44am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 10:18am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 12:00pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 7:59am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:40am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:33pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 May @ 12:58am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:09am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:13am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 2:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:31am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:06am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 1:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:32am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:40am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:52am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:53am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:56am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:09am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:24am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:46am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:42pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:27am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 May @ 5:45am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:17am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:43am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:06am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:06am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:34am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:34am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:21am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:21am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:22am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:17pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:36am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:27am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:33am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 7:03am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:39am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:58am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:56pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 1:20pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:16am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:31am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:33am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:13am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:04am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 2:36am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 2:59am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:26am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:48pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:09am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:21am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:09am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:29am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:52am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:18am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:17am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 7:59am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 9:54am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:12am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:23am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:43am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 11:43am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:17am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:21am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:21am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:22am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:06am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:02pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:05pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:21am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:25am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 7:25am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:44am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:59pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:13am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:53am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:00am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:16pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:56pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:10am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:04am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:10pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:52am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:33am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:10am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:22am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:36am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:08am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:20am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:05pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:07am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:36am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:52am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:14am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:34am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:11am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:27am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:04pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:25pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:44am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:46am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:04am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:00am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 7:46pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:57am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:11am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:12am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:23am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:08am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:21am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 5:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:30am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:20am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:46am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:33am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:16am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 9:55am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:03am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:03am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:37am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 5:31am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:05pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:05pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:05pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:20am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:01am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:15am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:16am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:04pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:04pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:02pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:50am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:01am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:37am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:16am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:16am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:16am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:31am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:15am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:44am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:44am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:50am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:20am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:15am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:19am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:18am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 3:12am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:36am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:27am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:27am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:51am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:25am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:51am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:45am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:15am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:02pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:50pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:28am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:50am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:01am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:14am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:14am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:15am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:13am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:06pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:58am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:17am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:29am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 4:18am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:12am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:06am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:38am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:21am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:15am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:40am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:58am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:46am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 9:54am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:20am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:30am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:53am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 7:28pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:55am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 12:16am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May @ 12:40am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 2:21am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:12am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:04am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 12:01pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:53am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:29am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:01am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:07am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:43am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:21am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:52am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:15am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:37am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:30pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:18pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:27am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 2:14am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:04am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:25am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:58am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:10am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 4:09am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:21am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:56am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:14am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:14am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:14am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:35am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:29am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:29am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:10am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:28am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:52pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:12am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:38pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:50am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:16am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:16am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:19am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:12am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:32am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:02pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:10am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:11am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:52pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:12am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:49am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 8:18am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:23am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:10am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:16pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:08am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:30am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:52am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:16am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:21am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:29am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:50am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:18pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:07am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:33am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:21am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:51am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:12am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:18am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:30pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:21am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:27am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:38am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:26am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:48am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:48am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Feb @ 11:51pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:25am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:16am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 11:56pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:04am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:07am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:02am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:29am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:53am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:38pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:19pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:42am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:18am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 5:12am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:32am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:37am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:54am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 2:06am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:31am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:26am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:49am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:51am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:11am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 4:22am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 8:54am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:00am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:07am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 12:31am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:16pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:08am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 11:15am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:53am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 3:52am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:00am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:02pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:50pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:54am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:24am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:23am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 7:40am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:55am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:55am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 10:28am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:12am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:26am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:51am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 8:17am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:10am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 12:36am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked