Hello, my name is Matthew but I'm known as Mortal online. I enjoy Koading, playing Mind Craft on my Eksboks, MLG kwikskoping, but most of all, consuming milkshakes. Ever since I was a little boy, I was fascinated by the delicious treat of ice cream in a smooth, moist form ready to be slurped up. I LOVE all flavors, some of my favorites include chocolate, vanilla, and pina bleach colada. I also LOVE perfectly roasty toasty marshmallows; you know, when they’re perfectly golden and soft, but not too soft. I force them into my mouth and suck ALL the sugary juices out. I then call for my mommy to give me a bath in tomato juice with my rubber ducky. Next, I get tucked in by my mommy and reads me my favorite story about unicorns and rainbows at my bedtime, 7:00 pm. Bye!