Recent reviews by John HellDriver

When i close my eyes i still see the cards
when i sleep i dream about the cards
any waking moment i think about the cards
Am i addicted? who knows
but what i do know is i need to play more
the cards told me so.
the cards demand sacrifice
thus my soul shalt suffice
for i am but a pawn of the cards.

I love this game

Fish / 10

would recomend :3

contender for FISH of the year award :D

I love DRG it has onee of the most Wholesome comunity i have ever seen

and actualy a rare non preditory live service wich is very refreshing

9,5/10 exeptional

Rock and Stone Miner

<3

Short and sweet

loved the game

8/10

good luck out there 621

This is one of The experiences of life there is hardly a game the can even compare To Noita

Noita is scitzophrenic masterpiece disguised as a game and such it is and always will be above any other
expeience on this platform for it does not have to conform to common rules of games.

in my short while of playing this game i have only scratched the surface of what this game has to offer

in short this is one of thos 11/10 games you either have a unhealthy obsession with or you dont like it at all

good luck youl need it

<3

awsome game its been through its ups and downs

although it still isnt available in a bunch of countries

Gameply : 9/10
Democracy : 10/10
Freedom : 10/10
Liberty : 10/10
Sony : 0/10
Cinema : 11/10
total : Pretty Good/10

my Pronuns are HELL/DIVER
DEMOCRACY is in my pants
i dive for freedom

Very good Game and very fun

90% probability that half your friends list owns it very cool

why do i always get the most paranoid employee tag at the end );

10/10

would recomend

literally the best Game ever made if you have not already played it if you have to play it again

MMMMMMOOOOOOOOONNNNKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

good game speed fun machanics and good weapons i mean what else do you want from a game
poggers