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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:01pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:01pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:02am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:01am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:22am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:49am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:43am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:37am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:09am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:36pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:11pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:08pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:14am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:03am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:48am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:47am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:33am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:05am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:14am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:33pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:18am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:10am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:50am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:45am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:54am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:56am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 7:25pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 2:00am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:29am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:57am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:15am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:15am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:15am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:09am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 2:00am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:23pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 10:21am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:30am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 9:48am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:48am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:13am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:16am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:58am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:30am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:35am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:49am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:20am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25am



What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
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