Recent reviews by Aleph

I wake up, have a lager, play the game, take a wee, then I get outta bed.

The people need you, the island needs you, and we need to test the audio bug fixes... So wake the ♥♥♥♥ up samurai, we got Mongols to burn.

havnt had problems logging into the servers for well over a week now, game is great to play rn. positive review to bump the review percent since i know the server capacity debacle left a well deserved bad taste in some people's mouths.

(edit to negative: I'm doing my part!)
(edit to back to positive: I'm doing my part. Hate the publisher, not the developer that genuinely cares)

game stuck on infinite loading screen after first section. like how? :/

For a player like me, the way the AI is programmed in this game is extremely irritating. They will know where you are all the time and have the ability to aim & time their shots perfectly around a corner you are full on sprinting past that you haven't peeked over a single time.
Don't even get me started on the BS that is enemies spawning RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, but get invulnerability as if you can't see them warping in right in front of you. Then yes, since they are the perfect computer AI, they will get the first shot off after their invulnerability/spawning in is done cause they start blasting the immediate frame they can.
I don't doubt a lot of people can enjoy this game but someone like me that likes to try and get through every encounter feeling I did somewhat well, these BS AI behaviors killed me mood to play this game to the point where I'm asking for a refund cause I know anymore time I spend on this game will just frustrate me.

loved the first game, and love this game too.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are the preformance issues and the crashing annoying af. i cant remember if they had auto saves in Fallen Order but they def do not have them here. if youre game crashes, you lose all your progress prior to sitting at a meditation spot.
ADDENDUM: takes like 4 to 5 minutes to get back into the game after crashing, unlike some recent games like, oh idk, Dead Space Remake and Resident Evil 4 Remake. They look just as good if not better than this game and run 50x better.

Beautiful game with a great soundtrack and with a good enough balance of text and things to do where I never feel like I'm getting nowhere, but also not flooded with walls of text all the time. This ratio was great for someone like me.

coop still doesnt work. forces you to link to Epic, then doesnt recognize that you or your coop partner is linked.

I absolutely love this game. Remember hearing about the game and watch gameplay throughout the years. Even watched a playthrough this year but I still didn't understand and fall in love with the game will I gifted it to myself as a Christmas present as past year was rough for me.
I wouldn't say it was life changing like Outer Wilds, but i love the Stanley Parable like I do with very few games.
If you want a game that will give you a few laughs and more if you look for em for a few hours, then you'll enjoy this game for sure.

time to kill is way too fast, dont get to play or enjoy the game
they only want you to pay for the game and the gacha, bet this game will die due to lack of balancing