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I named my Mega Dallas mask "Obama's 2k16"

I shot a rocket into a bank.
Instantly and unintentionally stealthed a Death Wish Gold heist

Don't go on random servers when bronze/silver
I learned that the hard way

That moment when you see four skulldozers, six shields, four cloakers, and four tasers rushing you on Death Wish.

-Fix a drill 666 times just for it to open a gate
-Shoot cops with EOD suits 3 times with a Barrett .50 without them dying
-Blow up the back of an armored transport with 4 C4's when there are doors in the front
-Get quickscoped by snipers
-Dodge 99 bullets to get instantly killed/downed on the next one
-Buy an M249 that shoots slower than a MAC-10 and FAMAS
-Make a cop forget his training and have him fight along with you
-Be a replacement of an ungrateful British guy named Hoxton, break him out of jail, and have him call you a "w*nker" and "sh*t-for-brains" every time you rob a bank with him
-Get kicked at the escape van after sawing the deposit boxes
-Have a level 51 think they're good enough for Death Wish
-Gain $251m because of hackers
-Shoot a cop in the face with an AK without him dying
-Get your bulldozer kills stolen 50 times per heist
-Get attacked by a cloaker every 5 seconds
-Get tazed 30 times with everyone else not giving a sh*t
-Get rushed by a batallion of shields when you have no more grenades

9,001/69,420 best ra- dammit, my drill jammed! ~IGN

Wait, you read until here? Awesome. Now you get the serious review. Are you ready?

Pros:
Heists
Maks
Pistols
Light machine guns
Shotguns
Assault rifles
Semi-automatic sniper rifles
Bolt action sniper rifles
Massive mask customizability
Lots of weapon mods to fit your gameplay, like ACOGs for up-close zoom-ins, or Red Dot sights for low zoom, but good peripheral view
Stealth missions
Loud missions
RPGs
Miniguns
Flamethrowers
In-game currency system
Infamy which allows players that want to keep going to go all the way up to 25-100, which is 2600 levels total (I'm at 6-50 right now. I've played this game for half a year)
Prison breakouts
FBI raids
Execution jobs
Sentry guns
Car racing
On Death Wish, it can be an actual challenge
Sometimes it can be a challenge on Overkill
Bulldozers are fun to slaughter like pigs, and its satisfying when you do
Military-grade weaponry
Lasers
Flashlights
Cloakers aren't sneaky
No crosshair, making it much more realistic
Snipers area one-hit kill with anything 40+ damage, and a one-hit kill on headshot
Cloakers have a massive headshot multiplier
Tasers are easy to counter
Tasers dont have much health
Collaborations with other games, like Hotline Miami and Speedrunners
Lots of playable characters, and more are being made right now!
An awesome backstory
Tasers instantly reload you if you get tased
An armor mechanic
A dodge mechanic
Shields have an absolutely HORRIBLE A.I.
Standard cops are one-hit kills when aiming for the head (unless they're a Max Force Responder, the guys with the brown vests) and do little to no damage
Armor regenerates
The community has a lot of friendly people
Lots and lots of skills, weapons/weapon mods, and perk decks allows for thousands of possible builds

And much, much, much etc. more!

Cons:
Death Wish is a massive jump from Overkill in difficulty
Anything below Overkill is a pushover
Cloakers one hit you and have 600-1000 health depending on your difficulty
Bulldozers have 5500 health on Overkill and below, and over 9000 (aayy) on Death Wish
Death Wish Bulldozers (a.k.a Skulldozers) are much more difficult to take down than regular Dozers, and wield an M249 instead of an Izhmash Saiga 12k or a Remmington 870
Tasers WILL run down your ammo supply quickly if you're using a high-fire rate gun
I can never seem to dodge Snipers, especially when they headshot me
Shields always seem to rush while you're in the wrong place at the wrong time
Armor never seems to be quick enough to regenerate
Free weekends are HORRIBLE
The community can be terrible
Lots of mechanics and it can be overwhelming for one until the first infamy
Only a few guns of each category are Death Wish viable

Essentially, this is a GREAT game. I love playing it and it gets my blood pumping. It's fun to expirament with all the weapons and see which mod goes good with which, and how it plays on the weapon. If you're looking for a fun, realistic first person shooter, you've found it.

That moment when someone headshots you with a jumping Negev across the map.
10/10 best luck/rage simulator 2015.

In all seriousness though, this game is great and really fun to play when I'm bored. I have a list of pros and cons, and here they are.

Pros:
Badass guns like the M249 and AK-47.
Actual recoil and accuracy stats for each gun.
A variety of types of guns that you need to get used to.
Skins.
In-game knifes that cost more than real-life knives.
Armor.
Defusal and hostage rescue kits.
Tasers.
CHICKENS.
Flashbangs.
Arms Race game mode to sharpen your skills with guns as you progress to the gold knife.
Demolition mode which is pretty much Arms Race but is a bomb situation mission (more on that later).
Deathmatch game mode which is Arms Race, but you can just get a certain gun without having to progress.
Casual which is a bomb situation mission with the rules of CS 1.6 (no armor, no defuse kits, no chickens D:)
Competitive mode which you are ranked, starting from no rank, to Silver I, etc.
Ranking system allows you to play with people about at the same rank as you.
A ♥♥♥♥ ton of maps.
Operations/Campaigns.
Crates.
Great community.
Balanced in-game currency system.
A recently nerfed CZ-75 Automatic pistol (basically the worst gun in the game now, previously feared in the pistol round).

There's more, but since I suck at thinking, I'm not even going to bother thinking them up.

Cons:
Ranking system is actually pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (you can be one of the best players, get put on the worst teams, and not rank up, while on the contrary, you can be the worst player and get put on the best teams and become a Global Elite before you know it).
A lot of the game is luck (consult first sentence of the review).
Automatic sniper rifles.
Automatic shotguns.
Sniper rifles that instantly kill anything above the legs.
Machine guns that can shred one apart in half a second.
Ragers who call you a hacker every time you kill them (although the community is much better than COD's and TF2's community when it comes to squeakers).
Shotgun snipers who somehow headshot and kill you 30 meters away.

When you put it all together, its a very fun game and using those cons that involve guns to your advantage can, I admit, be pretty damn fun. But seriously. Extremely fun game. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy it now or live your life regretting not doing so.

One of the best games I have ever played. Getting this game and not liking this is impossible. Also, bears are harder to kill than dragons at level 7. 10/10

A great game and one of the first I ever played and it is still one of my favorite games. I just got it a bit ago and I fell in love with it yet again!

An extremely fun game that the player will never get enough of! Almost impossible for me to go a day without this great game!

It's a great and fun game, an amazing place for the player to enjoy.