I was onced compared to the most delicious sandwich ever made; except I'm even BETTER than that. I'm like the entire team.immineNt# rolled up into one sweet, punishing badass. Imagine a tsunami of malt liquor - I'm even more intoxicating than that. I single handedly team-downed Australia with one UMP clip.

Somone once actually tried to declare me the winner of the 2007 AINC nationals. I insisted that I wasn't even present at the competition, but it didn't matter.

I'm the ultimate intraweb champion - like a wicked combination of Pedobear, Maddox and Domokun in one killer beast. Ever heard of Wardon? I ate him. I also ate the entire LA Complexity CGS team once and it tasted good.