Proezas de Scrux no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 3 jul. 2017 às 22:14

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 23 jul. 2017 às 16:33

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 23 jul. 2017 às 16:35

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Desbloqueada a 1 ago. 2017 às 13:40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 9 jul. 2017 às 14:24

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 7 jul. 2017 às 14:27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 23 jul. 2017 às 16:28

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 3 ago. 2017 às 13:17

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 9 ago. 2017 às 13:00

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 11 ago. 2017 às 16:06

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 29 set. 2017 às 17:42

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Desbloqueada a 26 jul. 2021 às 15:56

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Desbloqueada a 16 out. 2019 às 14:42

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 17 out. 2019 às 14:23

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 11 ago. 2017 às 14:52

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 15 out. 2019 às 22:04

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2017 às 19:00

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 24 jul. 2021 às 2:20

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 12 out. 2019 às 18:07

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 9 jul. 2017 às 14:21

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2017 às 19:17

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 9 ago. 2017 às 13:00

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 28 set. 2017 às 14:34

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 9 ago. 2017 às 13:00

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Desbloqueada a 26 jul. 2021 às 0:00

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2017 às 19:36

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 11 ago. 2017 às 15:51

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 9 ago. 2017 às 13:00

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 4 jul. 2017 às 15:30

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Desbloqueada a 19 out. 2019 às 11:54

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Desbloqueada a 13 out. 2019 às 22:11

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Desbloqueada a 24 jul. 2021 às 14:59

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 7 jul. 2017 às 14:26

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 7 jul. 2017 às 14:29

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Desbloqueada a 5 jul. 2017 às 19:07

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 3 jul. 2017 às 22:13

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 4 jul. 2017 às 15:20

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 1 ago. 2017 às 13:34

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 11 out. 2020 às 1:53

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 3 ago. 2017 às 17:50

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Desbloqueada a 25 jul. 2021 às 0:33

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 11 ago. 2017 às 14:59

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 23 jul. 2017 às 16:05

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 12 out. 2019 às 18:10

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2019 às 6:18

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Desbloqueada a 22 jul. 2021 às 13:49

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Desbloqueada a 26 jul. 2021 às 15:57

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 16 out. 2019 às 21:31

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 17 out. 2019 às 15:14

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Desbloqueada a 19 out. 2019 às 12:11

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Desbloqueada a 19 out. 2019 às 18:18

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Desbloqueada a 28 jul. 2021 às 23:12

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Desbloqueada a 28 jul. 2021 às 23:12

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 28 jul. 2021 às 2:31

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Desbloqueada a 19 out. 2019 às 11:34

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Desbloqueada a 28 jul. 2021 às 17:05

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Desbloqueada a 20 out. 2019 às 1:22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Desbloqueada a 19 out. 2019 às 17:51

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 1 ago. 2017 às 14:14

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Desbloqueada a 12 out. 2019 às 17:51

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

24 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

15 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

16 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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