Doesn't rock and stone back

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As a modern day Assassin® I find it much more organic and appealing to use my own foreskin as a hood.

Safe and sounded

i love your big ♥♥♥♥ energy

I gave my love, not for honor, but by $4,99 a month! That's right, what a bargain!

No rap? 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 Confirmed not wavey 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

I don't wanna be part of your stupid club anyways. I know you all just circlejerk to pictures of my cat.

You're just jealous I invited everyone but you to the Pen15 club.

no

Rude.

I'm leaving this comment here to personally thank you.
I know we don't talk much but I want you to know that I am so grateful to have met you in a time of need.
It's been about 3 years now since you've converted me to Judaism and ever since then I have felt rejuvenated and a better person in general, I even managed to get my circumsision done 3 months ago.
It was a difficult procedure, I feel it was worth it, even if after getting my foreskin fully removed I managed to contract a horrid staph infection that managed to necrose half my ♥♥♥♥ away, I'm still thankful, thankful for my missing frenulum and my now inability to get an erection, or pissing blood and mucus ever since, it makes me feel very close to God and I know he loves me for enduring it.
By now the rot has gotten worse and my doctor has condemned my urethra and is now scheduling a surgical removal of my shaft as a whole, rendering me sterile aswell.
I've never felt so loved by God.

UH!?
A URSA?
AT THIS TIME OF THE PLANETARY ROTATION CYCLE?
AT THIS TIME OF THE SOLAR CYCLE?
LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN ENUS?

Fast and Furious!

DRIFT! DRIFT! DRIFT!

Fast and Furious!

DRIFT! DRIFT! DRIFT!

Okay stop right there!
You know what?
You keep pointing out every tweezed
Plucked, shaved, skinny
Wanna-be muscle boy who walks by
And I'm through!
You wanna know what kind of m-a-n
Makes me h-o-t?
I want a bear!

I want a bear
Big and studly
A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
All horny and cuddly
I want a bear
A teddy to squeeze
An ursa minor
For this major to please

I want a bear
A daddy or cub
A furry body
That's all mine to rub
I want a bear
Blue collared and able
To cook dinner
Then do me on the table

I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Do you dare?
Won't you be my bear?
I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Everywhere
Won't you be my
Won't you be my bear?

I want a bear
Grizzly or black
Brown or polar
Tonight I'm on his track
I want a bear
Sexy and strong
To wrap me in his arms
And hold me all night long

I want a bear
Bearded in leather
I've got some nasty things
For us to do together

I want a bear
Beefy and stocky
Ready for a ride
With a midnight jockey

I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Do you dare?
Won't you be my bear?
I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Everywhere
Won't you be my
Won't you be my bear?

What do you mean, you don't know
What a bear is?
Look it up
Look it up

A bear is a friendly man
With hair upon his hide
He wears his heart upon his sleeve
And walks through life with pride
Bears come in every size and shape
Loyal to the end
The perfect kind of buddy, lover
Partner, mate or friend

Woof

I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Do you dare?
Won't you be my bear?
I want a bear
Won't you be my bear?
Everywhere
Won't you be my
Won't you be my bear?

Won't you be my bear?

Won't you be my bear?

(Please read in Tommy Wiseau accent)

A haha! yes! good maaaan...good...man!
But also good maul that is also man too! haha!
If erryone was good maul like the man maul of man
There would be no...bad in the werld, yeas yes.

I hope the following orbit cycle of the Earth around the Sun will be a pleasing one to you.

Happy New Year!!~

AW YEAH, you LOOOVE eating that ketchup, you just keep eating that all day long 'till you gonna die.
Oh yeah, eat that ketchup nice and GOOD.
AW YEAH!

[Closeup!]

Look at that dog!
OORYEAGH! KETCHUP!
EAT THAT KETCHaww yeea you have somethin red on your lip.

Keep eatin! Keep eatin, girl!

Oh by the way, this dog's name is Kelsie and she's possessed.

Eat that ketchup 'till you're da- 'till you're done, 'till it's all gone
Yeah you keep eating that ketchup, EAT IT AL-

Hewwo? Open up, it's da powwice! :3c We have weason to beweave iwweagal actions awe being pewfowmed on dese pwemises! Come out wif yous paws up~! nyaa! This causes me physicaw pain to say officew :3 Pain just like you'we gonna make my wittwe taiwhowe feew ;3 takes handcuffies out On da gwound nao!~ Punish me, mistew~ I've been a naughty foxxy ;3 you've been vewwy naughty!~ yous gonna spend a few nights in da big house! ;3 bettew hope the horsies thewe awe gentle~ throwies you in the powwice cwuiser oh yes pwease~

Hανє α ιηcяєɗιвƖє ωєєкєηɗ!!

(Yeah)
(Yo)

I'm the tallest of mountains
I am the roughest of waves
I'm the toughest of terrors
I am the darkest of days
I'm the last one that's standing,
Don't try to stand in my way,
Cause I've been up against better,
Just take a look at my face

Cause if you're messing with me,
I am a dangerous weapon
I am the sharpest of blades;
I'll cut you down in a second
Cause I was born in this pain,
It only hurts if you let it,
So if you think you can take me
Then you should go and forget it

And after all this time, you're back for more
(I won't stop until they know my name)
So I'll take what's mine and start this war
(I'm coming at you like a tidal wave)

When everything you know has come and gone,
(You are at your lowest, I am rising higher)
Only scars remain of who I was
(What I find in the ashes, you lose in the fire!)
When there's no one left to carry on,
(This is an illusion, open up your eyes and...)
This pain (persists),
I can't (resist),
But that's what it takes to be Infinite

So look around you
And tell me what you really see
I never end
And that's the difference in you and me
Cause when your time is up
And everything is falling down,
It's only me and you - who is gonna save you now?

So look around you
And tell me what you really see
You live a lie
And that's the difference in you and me
I have the power,
Let me show you what it's all about
It's only me and you - who is gonna save you now?

(Who is gonna save you now?)

Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ ﹠ ᴀ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ Hᴀᴘᴘʏ Hᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ!!

Hανε α ɢяεαт шεεκεпɔ!!!

ᕼᗩᐯᙓ ᗩ ᗩᙎᙓSOᙏᙓ ᙎᙓᙓKᙓᑎᗪ!!!!

When I grow up, I want to be just like Uncle Maul

Glory to the Star-Spangled Banner.

America is #1 all the world belongs to America and every city must have one mcdonalds

What's happening, "dude?" I heard that you need some help with your math class. It just so happens, "my dog," that I have the "pro skills" needed to help you. Now, I know that math isn't considered "wicked" or "sweet," but I am going to show you how math can be both "wicked" and "sweet." I realize that this may seem "awkward" to you, but just treat me like your "bro," and everything will just flow into that little "cap" of yours, but above all, remember that I'm here for you as Your Math Tutor.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL CUZ I ♥♥♥♥♥ KILLED U!
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•WE TRUE ENEMIES •WE HATE EACHOTHER •WE KILL EACHOTHER! •send dis GUN to every1 of ur victims. C how many times u get this, if u get 13 your REALLY HATED 420

Lets do the crazy frog!

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A Brem Brem

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Ring ding
Baa-Baa

Ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee

BREAK DOWN!

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Br-Br-Break It

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Brem daem

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weeeeeeee

A ram da am da am da am da weeeeeaaaaaaaaaa

Wh-Whats Going On?

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Bem De Dem

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da da

A ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa

Ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
a Bram ba am baba..

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Br-Br-Break It

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Brem daem

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Bem De Dem!

burn

do you have any idea what it feels like to be a meme? it's always funny... when it isn't so horrible. all i did was try to joke, and then everyone made ME the joke... every day i see people ask me "are you the pac-man hentai guy?" and im like "yes i am, but i dont want to be called that" and then thyre reference it. im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke on the internet and everyone treats me like terrible. im honestly giving up. all i wnat to do is have fun and like pacman, but clearly i cant do that. no more puck, im saying ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you all... im giving up pacman now and its all your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ faults. im going to cry myself to sleep.

being a meme is pain. being a meme is eternal. being a meme is unescapable. i NEED emancipation. i feel like a slave to memes and the internet. please leave. just leave. leave me alone. go.

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