hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Hey, quandale Pringle here,

My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.

My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.

Bro I am on 12th day of no fap bro. And this image deadass almost make me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bust my pants. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not even joking right now, I really got the tingle and moan pretty loud, good thing I don't explode.

you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ imbecile, you should kill yourself now. Not a single soul on this planet, no, this UNIVERSE believes you can be redeemed for the nasty ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ you have done. All you have ever done is sit in your grandmother’s basement and play league of legends with a ♥♥♥♥ bowl sitting next to you. You are truly a disgrace to humanity, and should be publicly executed for your actions and stupidity. I hope you don’t even get better as a person, so the rest of us can watch you slowly rot away and turn into a monster. I hope that for every night you go to bed both sides of the pillow is warm. I hope that whenever it rains it gets into your shoes and makes your socks damp. I hope that the next time you hop on a video game your account gets banned. I hope that you end up immortal so you can watch everyone you love suffer and die. ♥♥♥♥ you.

And don't even get me started on freakmas. Oh boy, freakmas is the freakiest time of the freakin' year. It's like the whole world turns into one big freakin' celebration of all things freaky. Freaklights, freakdecorations, freakcarols – it's enough to make a non-freak's head spin.
But hey, it's not just about the big freakin' events. It's the little things too, you know? Like when you're just chilling at home, watching some freakin' freakbob freakpants on TV, and you realize that life is just one big freakin' adventure waiting to be freaked.
So here's to all my fellow freaks out there. Keep on freakin' on, my friends. Embrace your inner freakitude and let your freak flag fly high. Because in a world full of norms, it's the freaks who truly stand out. Stay freaky, my freaky brethren. Stay freaky. #FreakLife

Do you ever just sit there, staring at your freakmeter, watching it hit peak freakness? Because I sure do. My freakometer is always off the charts, measuring freaklevels that would make even the freakiest of freaks blush. I'm talking about next-level freakery, folks. It's like I've got a freakalicious aura surrounding me at all times.

Every day is a freakin' adventure, I tell you. From the moment I wake up to the moment I freakin' crash back into my freaky dreams, it's a non-stop freakfest. I'm talking freakbreakfast, freakcoffee, freakshower, freakcommute – you name it, it's freakin' freaky.