so what the frick my dad called me sayin there is a emergency come home quick !! wow !!! so im on my way home fast (GO GO) and i come home and hes just lyin there naked sayin the emergency is that he need me to Urinate in his mouth (WHAT)!! why didnt he call me sooner thats a Pee Pee Emergence Deposite The yellow Juice For Grandpa Thanks .

Nice pic bruh

next year

sexiest man alive :3333

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

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┻┳| •.• ) Papa, les first sont partis ?
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(҂`_´) Non fils, retourne dans ta chambre !
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When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a Yoshi orders a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating penis, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert!

ton sex appeal me fait vibrer <3

figachan

Vaffanculo

Did that with the plastic surgeon yesterday cuz my gf don't find me attractive anymore

Sweet picture

Nohh just hungry and I like french food like baguettes

You cannot hide baguettes away from niko

Duuuuuuuuude parlevous baguette

oui

t'es le plus jolie

je t'aime

WESH ALORS

hey qt

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