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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2015 @ 4:12pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2015 @ 7:50pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 6:01pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 4:32pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 5:16pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2015 @ 3:34pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2015 @ 10:12am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2015 @ 10:44am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2015 @ 4:05pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2015 @ 10:19am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2015 @ 10:12am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2015 @ 6:49pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2015 @ 9:18am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2015 @ 1:20pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2015 @ 10:28am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2015 @ 10:15am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 8:36pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2015 @ 10:12am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2015 @ 5:09pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2015 @ 6:21pm



Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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