Recent reviews by Syzzle

You may not like it but this is what peak video game looks like.

Jogo legal pra quem gosta de limpar o cu com lixa.

Pretty much waste of money, one of the worst Deluxe packs I have ever seen.

I got fooled by this game twice.
First I thought it was a "cute game" for girls or something, then the game just exploded everywhere and of course I saw some spoilers of It flying on Facebook, then I thought the game was just a "cute game" with a Dark Twist, but I was wrong again.

This game is just insane, all the twists, all the Save/Load thing to get the "true ending", all the "different worlds", Monika going full Psycho Mantis at the end was crazy. The "bizarre way" of this game telling the story reminded me of Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

Looking foward for more for sure.

GD is a fun game that even when you get frustrated because you're dying too much or dying multiple times on the same place, it's still fun.

Except when the stage start lagging for no reason even with a decent rig.

I can really summarize this game in:

"Oh, did you use a Teleport Scroll to teleport to the other City? You got a message saying that the Channel is Full? Well, F*CK YOU! You lost your Teleport Scroll and the money you paid for it!"

Easily avoided if the system wasn't f*cking stupid and consume your Scroll when you click to use it and start the Teleport Animation instead of when you finish the Teleport Animation and reach the stupid place you want to be. Or at least give the scroll back when the Channel is Full.

"The Channel is Full."

I don't know what they have in their heads to think that a game based on Channels for EACH MAP would work, when you're on a random map, you're fine, but when you try to enter a City, you can't because all the stupid Channels of the City are Full.

I will not even mention the Lag, the horrible game optimization and the clunky combat system/combat animations, because I will give the benefit of the doubt of the combat being clunky due to the lag.

This game has a cool Class System (even if I don't like the restriction of only Templars be able to create a Guild, I like more restrictions to create a Guild, but Class restriction isn't one of them, and the fact that the game doesn't have an Assassin class because of the Lore, (everyone is a Savior and an Assassin class wouldn't fit in the lore and yadda yadda) and art, but for now, you really should avoid it.

Esse jogo me lembrou como minha vida estudantíl e amorosa é uma merda.

10/10 tomaria decisões erradas de novo.

My girlfriend broke up with me a week after I started playing.
Now Crystal Maiden is my new Waifu.
10/10