DrewDrews
Alessandro   Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain
 
 
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Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
Insanity is doing the exact... same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing... over and over again expecting... ♥♥♥♥ to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way...

[Punches crate aside violently. His agitation towards the player character is visibly growing]

... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? ♥♥♥♥ you! Okay? ♥♥♥♥ you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?
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Huhelm 4 Jan @ 11:17am 
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Sped 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:12am 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility.
Sped 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:12am 
Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
THoMPS0N 17 Dec, 2024 @ 6:33pm 
Stripper Magician, a wonderful addition
To parties and funerals even police suspicion
I think there's something shiny behind your ear
I can also make your daughter’s virginity disappear

Take a look at my magic stick
It makes dreams come true with just one lick-
Flick
Pulling out these scarves like I pull out of your daughter
I'm a magic man, a real Harry Potter

Bibbidi-Bop and Alakazam
When I go to town, I bring diaphragms
Stripper Magician on a musical mission
I may have failed grade school but I still have ambition
Thetameena 9 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am 
AWP expert
elipo 31 Oct, 2024 @ 10:17am 
gay ass