Senaste recensioner av Yaki

> Be Me.
> Buy Biped.
> Play the game in co-op with my girlfriend.
> Proceed to roundhouse kick my girlfriend off the map.
> She gets annoyed but she forgives me.
> We solve puzzles together.
> We have a great time.
> I see her walking near the edge of the map.
> I roundhouse kick her again without hesitation.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Shadows: Awakening.
> The world looks gorgeous.
> I can be a ghost.
> I can spook people.
> I can be a goblin.
> I can be a golem.
> Very cool.
> I open my backpack.
> My inventory is a mess.
> Not so cool.
> Despite that, I continue with my journey.
> The journey has been unremarkable.
> I think I'll pause my journey for now.
> 0.0 hours played in the past two weeks.
> It is now 2021.

5/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy The Darkside Detective.
> Listen to the main character diss on cops.
> Francis McQueen > Sherlock Holmes tbh.
> Help main character be a bro.
> I vibe with ghosts.
> They are cool and sometimes funny.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Darksiders II.
> Art and lore are kinda interesting.
> My attacks look flashy but feel weightless.
> Parkour mechanics are clunky.
> I pause typing my criticism of this game because I hear hooves galloping from a distance.
> I look out the window.
> Death has come for me.

5/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Immortal Redneck.
> Mom can we buy Doom guy?
> "We have Doom guy at home".
> This game is Doom guy at home.
> Game is decent but gets boring fast so beware.

5/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Grand Theft Auto V.
> I type "professional tools".
> Game doesn't give me a sniper rifle.
> Game is great but I have to actually earn money and buy a sniper rifle.
> GTA is ruined.

1/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Sunset Overdrive.
> Appreciate the great art style.
> Appreciate the fluid combat and gameplay.
> Appreciate the smooth parkour mechanics and exploration.
> Fast travel by alcohol-induced blackouts reminiscent of how I manage to get home drunk IRL.
> Call the Police.
> Report how much of a crime people aren't playing this underrated gem.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Out of Space.
> I play the game with my girlfriend.
> My girlfriend now enjoys cleaning.
> I can be a Sloth in outer space.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Bounty Train.
> I like trains.
> I like money.
> I do contracts and trading to earn money and buy trains.
> I am happy.
> Bandits attack my trains unless I give them money.
> Bandits bad.
> Bandits keep attacking.
> Contracts become annoying.
> I can't earn enough money to maintain my trains.
> I am sad.

1/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Hitman.
> Kill a random NPC.
> Witness goes crazy.
> I change into a clown suit.
> I am no longer suspected of killing an NPC with a fish in broad daylight.
> Sneak +100.

10/10.