Yaki 最近的评测

> Be Me.
> Buy Left 4 Dead 2.
> Play Campaign at 3 AM on hardest difficulty.
> Muffled screaming so I don't disturb the Witch.
> Pills here.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Saints Row: The Third.
> Spend hours on creating the perfect waifu.
> Jiggle.
> Run around as an overpowered superhero.
> Run around some more.
> Jiggle.
> Gang War Simulator 2020.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Borderlands Handsome Collection.
> Play dress Axton Dress Up Simulator 2020.
> Baptize my turret.
> Turret is now named Terry.
> Terry does all the work.
> "Wow, this game is so easy".
> Find out that Moxxi R34 is the real endgame.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Stardew Valley.
> Finally, a game where I can just chill with my girlfriend.
> Proceed to meticulously plan every tile, wallpaper, and ornament possible.
> Pet animal friends.
> Retrieve Mayor's underwear.
> Sell potato.
> Be rich.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Divinity Original Sin 2.
> Find out I'm Godwoken.
> *tongue click*
> "noice"
> Find out I'm being sent to prison because I'm Godwoken.
> Not so noice.
> Realize that it's okay because every room in this game is beautifully made, even the prison cells.
> Spend 100 hours on my first playthrough.
> Life is meaningless after the credit sequence.
> Discover I can cheese the game using Telekinesis.
> Time to play this again for the nth time.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Monster Hunter World.
> Get roasted by a dinosaur that can breathe fire.
> GET BETTER. FARM BETTER GEAR.
> Get mauled by a Super Saiyan monkey.
> GET BETTER. FARM BETTER GEAR.
> Get shredded by a moody spiky boi.
> GET BETTER. FARM BETTER GEAR.
> Get buried in molten lava while searching for vast treasure.
> GET BETTER. FARM BETTER GEAR.
> Get lost in the winter wonderland of pain that is Iceborne.
> GET BETTER. FARM BETTER GEAR.
> Get wiped over and over and over again by Fatalis.
> GET BETTER. FARM BETTER GEAR.
> I'm actually holding my ground now but heck, the pressure is INSANE.
> Fatalis and I trade hits in a raging battle for the future of the New World.
> Fatalis bellows, "You're out of potions. You're out of time. Are you ready to lose, Hunter?"
> "Nah, I'd win".
> I activate the Dragonator, charging forward and praying for a miracle.
> The Monster Hunter Theme Song starts playing.
> I avoid fainting while somehow getting a few more good hits in.
> The music changes and a message flashes on screen.
> "Quest Complete".
> Heck yeah.

10/10.

> Be me.
> Spend 4,000 hours on DOTA.
> See Ana play carry IO.
> Change my name to OG.Ana or Mode: Ana.
> Play russian vodka hardbass.
> Play ranked.
> Proceed to lose because I am not Ana.
> unlooki GG go next.

1/10.