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> Be Me.
> Buy Dishonored.
> Play Dishonored because I want to play Assassin's Creed but my PC can't handle it.
> I can kill the main character before her assassins arrive.
> The loyalist rebellion is dissolved.
> I lost before the game actually starts.
> Interesting.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Play Evolve Stage 2.
> Graphics are great.
> Gameplay is a mess.
> Maybe they fix this game.
> At the request of the publisher, Evolve Stage 2 is unlisted on the Steam store and will not appear in search.
> Heck.

1/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun.
> Got a rare achievement for vibe checking an old man.
> He passed the vibe check.
> Got a rare achievement because I threw a stone at an ox and it killed someone.
> The ox also passed the vibe check.
> I now lurk in the shadows waiting for the next vibe check.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Human: Fall Flat.
> I fall off the edge "for science".
> I respawn.
> My character is not flat.
> My immersion is ruined.

1/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Bioshock: The Collection.
> Be cleansed of my earthly gamer sins.
> Enter the gorgeous city of Columbia.
> Immediately search for trashcans to loot.
> No trashcan is safe.
> Zip line mechanic is kinda cool.
> Discover my true identity.
> I have made a home with my trashcan brethren.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
> Customize my character.
> I am now a Cat Lady.
> I do not have cats.
> I am literally a cat.
> I have wares if you have coin.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Play Spellbreak.
> Uninstall Dota 2 because my scrub teammates don't appreciate my Invoker gameplay.
> Experiment with the various gauntlet and power-up combinations.
> Achieve my true and full potential as a master of the arcane arts.
> Your squad finished 16th.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Among Us.
> Play with 9 other friends.
> I now have 9 less friends.
> Victory.

1/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Cities: Skylines.
> Plan my city better than most governments IRL.
> My citizens are tweeting how happy they are.
> Unleash the meteors.
> CountryRoads.mp3 plays while my city burns.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Don't Starve Together.
> Instructions unclear.
> Starved to death with my girlfriend.

10/10.