Recent reviews by Kurt Cobain

When you first spawn in the game, the first thing you think about is food, water, shelter, and materials. As you make your corageous journey across a goup of angelina Jolie side boob looking hills, you get butt humped by a pack of gray wolves and die. Once you respawn you get cought in the middle of a gay porno above a fire. You can tell it is gay by their disfunctional spongebob looking weiner sacks and their shiny heads. (And no, i am not talking about their shlongs. I am talking about their mirror reflecting heads that are above their torsos. Once you gather up materials for a house for three days, you start building. When you complete your house, a band of six year old hackers destroy thour house in front of your eyes. Tears come out from your bloodshot eyes as you throw yoyr desktop out of your second floor bedroom. Best game I've played in years!

I rate this game 10 Batman nipple hairs out of 10 dissapointed Call of Duty Ghost owner!