Recent reviews by Last Dinosaur

battlefield's back baby

Very fun, mechanics nail "easy to learn difficult to master", some infrequent matchmaking/server issues at the moment but they've acknowledged them and seem to be working on the problem.
Still extremely fun by yourself, but shines with a few friends.
It gives me the good brain juice.

What could there possibly be to say that hasn't already been said.

Solid, if as of yet rather simplistic, rogue lite puzzler. Not quite as addictive as Isaac, yet, but I'm sure there's new stuff already cooking.

Great fun, and a new leaderboard for me to climb, but seems like it might need a *little* work?

Hit detection on targets on the outer edges of the bag seems a little inconsistent. From a gameplay perspective, I get the reasoning behind the outer edge/hook double ups, without them you have less variety, but the movement is just super awkward without something physical to make contact with.
Also finding that hits that require I double up (blue, blue/ red,red) giving me a 0/fail on the second hit if I hit too fast in succession.

Crashed to desktop 4 times within my first hour of play.

The game in and of itself is incredible. Unfortunately it was mismanaged to death by Trion and XL games. It's essentially dead now. RMT is the way to win.

It is worth saying that yes, this is a rather brief game. If you have the attention span of a goldfish, an undying need for flashing lights, dubstep, and explosions this is not the game for you. Likewise if you have the empathic capability of a teaspoon, you should let this pass by.

I can understand the experience being perhaps a bit lackluster if played alone, but played with even only one other person, the experience becomes akin to a multiplayer choose-your-own-adventure book. One which, if I may say, is pretty beautifully illustrated.

In the interest of keeping this brief enough to hold the averate gamers attention span: Great music, great illustrations, great atmosphere, the writing is punchy and clever. No dubstep. A choice lays before you.
Do you buy the game?
>Yes

>No

You can fight a T-Rex in a mech. That's all you should need to know, unless you live a small, sad existence.

(like the sort of person who makes daily comments on the same Steam review)

It's true to form, super awkward, 3d platforming. Unless you are some manner of die hard Sonic fan (snrk.) you can pass on this.