Progression de ✪XVIII pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 3h46

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 4h40

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 4h21

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 5h57

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 29 juin 2020 à 16h05

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 14 févr. 2022 à 9h45

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Débloqué le 29 juin 2020 à 6h15

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 30 juin 2020 à 2h07

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 4h00

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 29 juin 2020 à 5h52

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 4h24

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 30 juin 2020 à 2h10

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 3h41

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 29 juin 2020 à 5h59

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 6h03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 5h10

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 3h40

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 5h59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 30 juin 2020 à 1h53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h20

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 28 juin 2020 à 6h06

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 3 mai 2022 à 3h22

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

4 / 30

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

411 / 1,000

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000