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General information:

Gender: Curdled milk
Height: Something > -75ft
Age: Guess
Race: ist
Fave food: Nearest
Weight: 1 Me
Music preference: I don't even know anymore. Add a monkey banging a drum to the dying screeches of a dog and I'll probably like it
Fav Movie: The Holocaust
Location: Gongaga
Hobbies: Production, distribution and consumption of child pornography
Relationship status: In love with an Egirl.....Again.
Known accomplice of Truck-kun
Schizophrenic
Severely autistic
Severely depressed
Severely in need of death
Despise humans
Despise animals
Despise myself
Once ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my cousin
Active games: League, unfortunately, and some single player rougelikes. I only update this every few months tho so this is probably inaccurate and just as much a waste of your time as the rest of this cringefest
All time favourite game: near a tomato
Profile pic is the old one Toki Wo Tomato (on youtube) placed -using ms paint- onto pastor lul. And yes, it's dio so stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asking REEEEEE
(that is unless I've changed it temporarily for, most likely, cs memes)
8 time csgo professional
To all other questions:
No, ♥♥♥♥ off.

My single greatest achievement to this day is winning $500 In Ludwig's stream for guessing the word "Tonton"