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Guy Bazooka

Journey Guy

Seattle, Washington, United States

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Years of Service

600 XP

Good Jokes to Break the Ice at Parties

"Before I criticize a man I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes."

"With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too."

"The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed."

"To be frank, I'd have to change my name."

"A Mexican magician told his audience he was going to vanish on the count of three. He counted, "Uno, dos..." and disappeared without a tres."