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RTX 4090
I9-13900KF
Samsung G8 OLED
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I don’t know if anyone will ever read this but I feel like I have to get it off my chest.. So I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be just one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time I was at the local diner I overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch I felt powerful and unstoppable. But.. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped alive and I had to leave town. Now after some years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm… Also, I don't like to rage when I'm playing Counter Strike, so when something really annoying happens and I’m about to go full out raging, I try not to yell or punch something. Instead, I keep a stiff straight face while I angrily bite into my controller for a few seconds until my anger is released. The best part of this is that Sony seems to have built the controller with this in mind, because the plastic material seems completely resistant to my teeth. Legit, there are never teeth marks even mere minutes after the initial chomp. Just remember not to bite the analog sticks, it might throw off your aim a bit which obviously is very important in Counter Strike.