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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 10:10pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:46am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 9:32am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:16am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:59am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:13pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 8:27pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 8:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 6:29pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:19am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 8:36am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:16am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:42pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:42pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:42pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:06am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:39am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 6:00am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:56am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:52am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:42pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 4:36am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:24am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 4:55pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 6:08pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 7:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:28am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:28am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:54am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:01am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 4:19am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 4:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 12:54pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:06pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:15pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 3:31am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:42pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 6:29am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:55am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:37am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 3:06am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 8:10am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:50pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:52am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:50am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 3:15pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:14pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:05am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 8:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:55pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 4:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 8:36am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:29am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:46pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:39pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 5:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:14am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:47pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 8:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 3:11am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:51pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 11:33am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:25pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 2:09am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 1:10am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 4:00am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 1:45am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 12:16pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:52pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:20pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:21pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:42pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:28am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:26am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 4:20am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 8:36am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:29am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:50am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:58pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 4:51pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 4:36am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:39am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:47pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:47pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:27am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:46am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:50am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 8:27pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:13pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:59am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:23am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:30am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 5:52am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:12pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:06pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 6:29am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 1:30pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 3:44am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:45am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:06pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 10:43pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 9:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:19am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 12:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:39am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:05am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:10am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:28am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:12am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:49am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:13am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:12am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:37am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:35am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:04am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:25am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:07pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:35am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:42pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:18pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:52pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:56am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:50pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 5:37am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:37pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 3:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:48pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:50pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 6:06pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:27am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:40am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:02am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:58am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:25am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:51pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:47pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:42pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:01am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:12am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:20am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:24am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:04am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:09pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 7:00pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:35pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 11:07am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 10:28am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 2:18pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:18pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:31pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:30am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:13pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:19pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:27am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:30pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 9:04am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 11:07am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:30am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:29am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:05pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 3:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 1:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:47pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:50am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:56am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:23am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:31am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:46am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:35am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 11:10am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:54am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 7:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:30pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:00am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:15pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:26am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:15am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:12am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:01am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:23pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:34am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:34am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:07am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:13am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:59am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:30am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:36am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:01am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:46am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:24pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:27pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:23pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:01am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:32am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:25pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:00pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:00pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:11am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 7:04am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:35pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 6:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 8:36am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:30am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:30am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:14am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:54am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:26pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:45pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:26am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:09pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 8:36am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:30am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:00am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:56am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:13am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:16am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:05am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:30am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:51am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:46am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:35am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:27pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:29pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:53pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:00pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:36am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:48am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:04am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:36am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:24pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:37pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:45pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:11am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:45pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:15pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:05pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:13pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:20pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:59pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:53pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:00pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:41pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 8:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:49pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:35pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:14am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:20pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 9:18pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:41pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:41pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:56pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 5:59pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:39pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:35am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:10pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:27pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:39pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:45pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:08pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:12am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:03pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:07pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 4:36am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 3:11am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:50pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:07am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 9:46am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:27pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:55pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:42pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:36pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 11:30am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:24pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:03pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:54pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:56pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:29pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 6:36pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 9:19pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 7:44pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 1:26pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:25am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:54am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:27pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:49pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:30pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:57pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 11:31am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 3:14pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:12am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:45pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:12pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:30pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:42pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:55pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:20pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:14pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:50pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:47am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 7:14pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:37am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 5:42am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:15am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 11:31am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:26am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:09pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:29pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:31pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:53pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:00pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:11pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:23pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:36pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:53am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 12:05pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:28pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:13am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:06pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:00pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:08pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:51pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 6:25am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 11:30am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 9:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:13pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 7:24pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:17pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:33pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 12:56pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:13am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:10pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:31pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:00pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:16pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:13pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:52pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:19am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:39pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:29pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:16am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:16pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:42pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:51pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:36pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:30pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 5:57pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 11:05pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 9:03pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:08pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 1:23pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:50am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:25am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:35am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:00pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:10pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:36pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:41pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:37pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:50am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 9:09pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:08pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:08pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:15pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:15am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 5:44pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 4:04am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 3:17pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:17pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:06am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:10pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:35pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 9:30pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 12:54pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 7:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:28am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:15am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:37am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 12:25pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 8:30pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:15pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:56pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 5:59pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:16am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 5:42am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:57pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 6:25am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:53am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:15am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:28pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 11:13am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:20pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:51pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:20pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:28am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:18am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked