Recent reviews by Smiley217

TLDR : The lord GabeN has truly gifted us. Buy now. A must have. An incredible leap for gaming. THE NEW STANDARD FOR WHAT’S ACHIEVABLE IN VR

Valve has once again shown that they are still capable of making games that blow everyone’s expectations right out the water. From stunning vistas to heart pounding action scenes, there’s always moments where ones jaw is left hanging in awe. Truly a remarkable achievement and a must buy for every vr headset owner, and honestly, the best reason for anyone to get a headset.

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This is the ultimate doom experience. As good as doom 2016 was, this feels like a genre defining moment for FPS games. Mick Gordon did an incredible job on the soundtrack. Gameplay is fluid as all heck and performance is out of the world smooth. Not a single hitch in frames since I started playing.

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so you can do harder sh!t
so hopefully you can get even better sh!t
to do even harder sh!t
so you can earn currency to buy better sh!t
to make your frames look less like sh!t

Meth simulator 2016
Would headbang to soundtrack and inject myself again
Attention to detail in this game is incredible. Very rare to find a side scrolling beat em up that feels this responsive. The ultra gore gives Doom a run for its money

This game is more metal than the left side of the periodic table

Brexit really did a number on the brits. I dare say things seem to have gone swimmingly.

UPDATE: game is full of terrible bugs. ran into one that completely wiped all my progress. As fun as the game is it cant be recommended until that is fixed. Have had numerous complaints from friends playing this who have run into a whole bunch of random issues and bugs such as being locked in an action and not being able to move and to having survivors just disappear when you down them

Didn't expect this to be so much fun. Its addictive and you can feel the tension creeping down your spine as you know you being hunted. Playing as the killers really brings out the sadistic side in anyone. Great game highly recommened it to those who want whats basically a gory Scooby Doo game

This is what will happen to America if Trump gets elected

Such a polished game in every regard. Fluid mechanics and gameplay make this feel like heaven to play. Just the perfect blend of mind numbing twitch reactions and speedy movements have you zipping across a beautifully and adorable world. Its the indie meth of 2016. So far the game I have most enjoyed. Absolutely love every aspect of it. Thumbs up to these great Devs

Dont get me wrong, this is a great game that I would love to recommend. But sadly it falls short on the technical side of things. Inputs lag thanks to the shoddy framerate thats locked to 30. Theres random framerate drops for no reason while running on a GTX 980. If you end up attempting NG+ this becomes an even larger issue due to your low health. The art style and gameplay of this game is amazing. I just wish it wasnt held back by its technical issues