>I own a torpedo for coastal defense, since that's what Admiral Nimitz intended.
>Four enemy ships enter into my port.
>"Action stations!" As I grab my captain’s hat and set torpedoes tubes to portside.
>Blow a yacht-sized hole through the first destroyer, she's dead on the spot.
>Aim my remaining torpedoes in the launcher at the enemy battleship, miss her entirely because the enemy was doing evasive maneuvers and end up sinking the civilian cruise liner.
>I have to resort to the 5 inch/38 caliber guns on the main deck.
>"Tally ho lads!" I cry as the shells shred the bridges of two cruisers in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off our undetonated sea mines.
>Set bearing full ahead and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
>It sinks waiting on the rest of the fleet to support since nobody expected me to ram the last ship with a destroyer.
>Just as Admiral Nimitz intended.