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25.9 hrs on record
fish with friends, or die trying to get the golden bass
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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38.5 hrs on record (30.6 hrs at review time)
half life 3 confirmed?!
Posted 18 November, 2024.
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438.4 hrs on record (403.9 hrs at review time)
Bring back Danger Zone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted 6 September, 2023. Last edited 19 October, 2023.
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7.9 hrs on record
Damn, that was an amazing fan story. It's so good that It could be an actual side-story game to Half-Life 2.
The Voice Acting is great, but some voices are a bit off.

Incorporating Aperture Science into this story fits so well. I can't wait for E:Z 3!

Don't leave Wilbur behind!
Posted 7 September, 2022.
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4.3 hrs on record
The game would be fun if not for the helpless amount of annoying gameplay designs and raft collision glitches.

The Shark never leaves you alone, even when you kill it, another one spawns in less than a minute making gathering underwater resources extremely tedious. This is a bit better if you craft a shark bait, but getting the appropriate fish for it with the fishing rod can either go to ways. You get two of the required fish OR You literally use up your entire fishing rod only to not get any of the fish you need for the recipe.

While on the topic of enemies: Boars are the worst ive ever seen in this game.
They do a wind-up animation before charging at you, when they stop they have a bit of a cooldown before they charge again... Now wait, you may think that there is nothing wrong here but no, I haven't said the most important part yet.
The Boars cooldown period gets cancelled as soon as you hit it. Making it instantly go into wind-up, where it follows you like a laser pointer. So going left or right doesnt let you dodge the boar. Making you have to back away as soon as you hit the boar, only to pray to god that you got far enough away so you can dodge his ♥♥♥♥♥' overwatch tracer lookin ass dash attack, also did i mention it has almost the same amount of HP as the shark and that getting hit by it makes you get dragged along with it?

The game is such a grind that I don't feel like im progressing at all.

The rate of Food/Water reduction is way too fast meaning you literally have to eat something every 2 seconds with most of the food giving only a tiny bit of a help. Fruit being literally the worst food, since it only removes your thirst and a tiny bit of food. Boiling saltwater and drinking it is way better than planting and harvesting (for example) watermelon.

I've been playing this game for around 5 hours now and I still have not gotten a single better tool. (Only got 1 Metal Bar)

Also the amount of times I've been semi-launched or pushed off my raft when docked by an island is immense.
Everything is fine until the weather becomes a tiny bit worse. And that happens A LOT

This game would have been fun if not for all this annoying ♥♥♥♥. Too bad I can't refund it anymore.


Posted 24 July, 2022.
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46.1 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
We should give this game the Labor of Love award this year. [2022] It really deserves it with all the changes made up to this point. (With even more updates coming in the future.)
Posted 30 May, 2022. Last edited 30 May, 2022.
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46.9 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Best Workout ever. My muscles have grown by 245% and all of my body is covered in hair.
Posted 14 March, 2021.
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62.0 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
One of the best multiplayer stealth games.

Playing seriously is fun but being silly is even funner.
Posted 25 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
134.4 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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163.8 hrs on record (22.0 hrs at review time)
cool farming game
Posted 19 March, 2016. Last edited 20 October, 2023.
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