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1 person found this review funny
135.4 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
COME ON, YOU APES!! YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER??
Posted 17 February.
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8.2 hrs on record
I played a ton of ASCII dwarf fortress back in the day but now dwarf fortress got a much needed face lift in the graphical department with mouse support. This game is a sandbox asking you to put in the time to learn the mechanics and get invested into your dwarven lives. The godfather of all colony sims is worth a try if only to experience the feeling of trying to make a herd of cats obey you...
Posted 21 November, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
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2.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I wanted to make the game work it has promise but between the finicky building process that really impedes the vision of whatever you're trying to make, the lack of updates, and trying to get the ground completely leveled to actually build something really sucks the fun out of it.

It still has a lot of work and polish before I'd recommend buying it.
Posted 19 August, 2022.
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12.8 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
If you love american football but thought there was not enough violence involved then this is a game for you. You will come to love and hate the RNG system, the dice rolling outcomes, and the unfortunate outcomes of your rerolls. But this is a game about strategy, learn your team, maximize your dice rolls, minimize the rolls for your opponents and you can set yourself up to win the big trophy. 10/10
Posted 5 September, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I want to like this game, I really do. However the pure random "slot" machine aspect of it with no real way of ever getting an auto pass really gets under my skin,

I had +6 tactics and had 1 failure and 1 critical failure and I must have only passed on 2/6 encounters, I feel that slot machine is rigged to never slow down until it gets to the failures and sometimes on random encounters it will slow down then do a fake out and quickly go around the slots again only to land on a failure that makes me want to punch my monitor in frustration and disbelief. and it leads to very quick games and high frustrations.

I wish there was a way to either equip items or find "rare" crewmen that can auto pass or help negate the failures as even passing a encounter with a critical success you rarely break even on the rewards you gain. It really is a struggle to get halfway to the end of the galaxy,

I love the art, I love the star trek theme, I love the dialog but its the game mechanics that leaves me dissatisfied.

**EDIT"**

After playing for close to an hour and watching the slot machine RNG continually do that "fake out" and landing on several critical failures I decided this game isn't worth the $8.00 I spent on it which is a giant shame because I love it all expect how they've handled the RNG. I wish the creators would address it somehow I just can't handle the insanely bad RNG and constant negative cost/reward system.
Posted 15 August, 2020. Last edited 15 August, 2020.
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13.3 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
This game is like taking a ton of drugs and then even more drugs.. Campy dialog, nice graphics (for a console port), guns feel great, the movement is fluid and very fun once you learn how to control yourself while grinding. This game is like L4D2 if you took out the horror and added in a ton of punk rock.

However this game is prone to crashes and you have to set it as an exception as it gets blocked by your anti-virus (no clue why,,,) if you can handle that then this game is a blast!
Posted 28 May, 2020.
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35.3 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
this game has caused me immense physical suffering and I wish god would finally step in and end our collective suffering. thank you for the audience
Posted 24 April, 2020.
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13.9 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
This game is both graphically and environmentally beautiful! The driving is really good and handles well, however after 13.5 hours into the game I hit a wall with this game, I end up doing the same "fetch" quests and clearing out lands to reduce the hold the big bad evil has over the lands I have tried to get past it and push through but to me I just can't while fun the game gets repetitive. I recommend this purely on the driving and and environment but the story and game play are 6/10 and if you enjoy driving to a place punching people and repeating this game is good.
Posted 27 March, 2020.
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50.7 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I came into this game with friends and family, now they are but a distance memory. The factory must grow and I will do I can to make it so.

This game is great for those who want to control everything at the digital logic level. If you got a lot of time (and you will need it) this game is for you endless ways of doing things and setting up however you want
Posted 21 February, 2020.
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2.1 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Dispite the how long it takes to find a match in this game, it is very enjoyable with a high learning curve which rewards practice. I would highly recommend this game if you have 3-4 friends since it does offer co-op and will make for a fun weekend with lots of bragging rights
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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