You may think i'm happy, You may think i'm sad
You may think i'm crazy, You mad think i'm mad
But hang onto your seats and listen right hear
I'm gonna tell you something that will burn your ear
a hip, hop, a hip hop hap
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen rap (Rap rap rap)
I was born on the 7th of May
I remember very well that awful day
I was in my mother, curled up tight
Though i have to say it was as dark as night
Nothing to do, didn't want to breath
I was so happy didn't want to leave
Then i hear some people give a shout
One push Mrs Rosen and he'll be out
I'm telling you that was a puzzle to me, I shouted out
HOW'D YOU KNOW I'M A HE?!
Doctor shouted
"Good lord he can talk"
I popped out my head, said
"Now watch me walk"
I juked and jived around that room
balaambam boola balaam dadiddy boom
a hip, hop, a hip hop hap
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap (Rap rap rap)

When I was 1 I swam the English Channel
When I was 2 I ate a soapy flannel
When I was 3 I started getting thinner
When I was 4 I ate the dogs dinner
When I was 5 I was in a band playing drums
When I was 6 I ate a bag of plums
When I was 7 I robbed a bank with my sister
When I was 8 I became Prime minister
When I was 9 I closed all the schools
When I was 10 they made me, king of the fools

So that what I am, that's what I be
With an M
With an I
With a K
With an E

That's what I am, that's what I be
Mr. Mike
Mr. Michael
Mr. Rosen
Mr. Me
A hip, hop a hip hop hap
I'm giving you all The Michael Rosen Rap (rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap)