Cloud's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 6:42pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:33am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:34am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:11am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:56am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:42am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:31pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:18pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:24pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm