ok so like uhhhhh um so i want to tell you uhhhh that uhhh wait a sec uhh ummm like so um i just wanted to tell you that uhhhhhh so um like what um uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh oh um so i just hmmmm uhhh ummmm like ummmm i've been uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so like it's that um uhh oh the thing is that ummmmmm ahhhhhh it's because uhhhhhhhhhh ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ummmmmm can I like uhhhhhhhh just um wait just one second uhhhhh ok so like i wanted to uhhhhhhh so the thing is that what i wanted to tell you is uhhhhhhhhh i just ummmmm so uhhhhhhhhh like ummmm hmmmmm uhhhh i need to uhhhh what i wanted to tell you is ahhh like uh so um it's that ummmm i just had a uhhhhhhhhhhh well it's that ummmmmmmm hmmmm ah yeah it's that i uhhhhh hmmmm well i mean that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's just that i wanted to tell you that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓜𝔂 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓛𝓮𝓽'𝓼 𝓚𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓓𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓭𝓮

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play gfsimulators sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

Happy Spooky Season and happy Friday the 13th!

𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩!

𝘽𝙚𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙢𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙨 𝙖𝙞𝙣'𝙩 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚.

𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼, 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓪 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓵𝓮.

Have a wonderful night!

+rep very good player, nice comms, and funny too :D thanks for the game

-rep hund

+rep, good player :D

PS. VERY funny guy xD

worst player i ve seen

+rep, cool guy

*polishes 8==D*

+rep *polishes ♥♥♥♥*

1Waka1 lul

nice aim

Hey dad!

+rep cool guy

Allahu Akbar

BILAL I LOVE YOU

I promise I will make it my mission to find you and SUCC

-rep isn't even a peaky blinder

compton boulevard comin through

Compton ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep took my heart and ran away

-rep left for beer and cigarettes and never came back

+rep

From every peoples in earth at the moment like this you come to ask something like that?
We need to talk more about this bro

sit on my face

YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART DON'T YOU, I WILL FIST ♥♥♥♥ YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOLDFISH YOU LITTLE SMARTASS
YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL, I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES
WHAT THE FLYING ♥♥♥♥ DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT CAN JUST DO THINGS LIKE THIS???????
♥♥♥♥ OFF AND GO DIE IN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUSE FIRE OR BETTER YET, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 9/11
YES
YOU, ON ONE OF THE TOP FLOORS OF THE TWIN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOWERS
AS THE BUILDING GETS HIT, JUMPING OFF AND FALLING TO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GROUND FACE FIRST BURSTING YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STUPID HEAD OPEN LIKE YOU DESERVE
I WILL MAKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LASAGNE OUT OF THE REMAINING PARTS OF YOUR FACE THAT AT THIS POINT LOOK LIKE TOMATO SAUCE TO BE HONEST
YES, THAT'S HOW FAR YOU'VE COME
YOU WILL EXPERIENCE 9/11 AND I'LL EAT YOUR FACE
GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OVER IT YOU ♥♥♥♥

Hey, my little old gay friend. I want to play with you again sometime soon, waddayasay? Condoms on me!

spitting that lyrical magic m8

♥♥♥♥♥ i'm morose and lugubrious
imma let my uzi spit
turn your face into gooey ♥♥♥♥

👻👻👻 get spooked lil ♥♥♥♥♥

REALLY NAJS RAPPER STAYLER BIGG BOSS ...

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of hearing about the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorilla from you people. It's not even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny. That ♥♥♥♥ happened over a year ago and you are just now making memes about it? And now you want me to pull out my ♥♥♥♥? What the ♥♥♥♥ does that have to do with shooting a gorilla? It doesn't even make sense. Literally every post in my news feed is hombre the gorilla, ♥♥♥♥♥ out for hombre ♥♥♥♥ HOMBRE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GORILLA. ♥♥♥♥ HIM IN HIS MULTI COLORED ASS. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE HORILLAS AND I HATE YOU ALL TOO.

Hey c: I am a suicidal emo/scene guy looking for a very passionate relationship with a girl 13 to 21+ < 3 (I don't care for distance)
I want to dedicate my whole life to the right girl, but I'm having trouble finding that special someone. I don't want any friends, just people who would like to take my "relationship survey" so that I could see that we are the perfect two. < 3
I don't care for anything else in life. Finding you, kissing your cuts away and replacing the blade will save me. c:

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Now you're finally ready to ♥♥♥ on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in ♥♥♥ and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can ♥♥♥. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a ♥♥♥♥ on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain.

I sexually Identify as go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ƽaүing so my self 💯 i say so💯💯. People say to me that a person being mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥ is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care. I'm having doctors inject me with (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥, and mMMMMᎷМ💯. From now on I want you guys to call me "👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀" and respect my right to (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), and mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌. If you can't accept me you're a goodshitophobe and need to check your if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 privilege. Thank you for being so understanding👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌.

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥

I sexually Identify as John Cena. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of defending my WWE championship at WWE SUPERSLAM. People say to me that a person being John Cena is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, You Can't See Me. I'm having Vince McMahon inject me with Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect. From now on I want you guys to call me "Champ" and respect my right to Five Knuckle Shuffle and Never Give Up. If you can't accept me you're a cenaphobe and need to check your #1 Contendership. Thank you for being so understanding.

if u 💑💏 got HIV 💉🏥😷💀 it's bout to turn into HI-WE 👫 cause we in this together 😍😘

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Sie, was m8 ? Ich werde verdammt Wrack Sie , 1v1 mich auf DE_rust <3

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