"You must listen to the words of Sun-Tzu. If you will not listen to the words of Sun-Tzu, one third of your army will die, one third of your army will desert you, one third of your army will point at you, accuse you of being a noob that is obessed with dividing everything by three."

"It is not a victory unless you say `Jumanji´."

"The general who heeds the words of Sun-Tzu shall be victorious. The general who does not heed the words of Sun-Tzu shall be defeated. The general who has never even heard of Sun-Tzu and just wants to blow things up indiscriminately shall be elected President of the United States."

"To win, you must know yourself, know your enemy, know your weapons, and know how to blow those mf-ing bastards up."

"The greatest victory is when all the enemy's base belongs to you before they set up the bomb."

"There's 'tra' in 'Strategy'; but it is also in trap!