Recent reviews by Vamux

Some ten year old sent me to the shadow realm and now I can't get out. Any help?

I swear, my parents didn't buy this game for me. Honest!

Swear to the Old Gods if I have to hear another raider tell me 'it's your money or your life' one more time...

"Why did nothing grow when the seeds were sown?
And why did the water turn the soil into mud?
Big plans, fat chance, small winds...
They took it all away and wont give it back!"
-All, Prison, from Allroy Saves

Christ almighty! Everyone keeps moaning and grabbing at me like I'm just a piece of meat. I'm more than that, I tell ya'. I've got a good personality!

This is where gamers are sent to die.

The Pope's word holds no power over that of a horse who was once a man.

People say the game's so realistic, yet you can't blink? Shame.

"Yeah, it's pretty cool, I guess" -George Washington

You can't kill me if I'm bouncing off walls like a rugrat on powerade.