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Odemčeno 83 z 89 (93 %) achievementů:
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odemčeno 9. bře. 2024 v 2.57

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odemčeno 9. bře. 2024 v 2.38

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 8.40

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odemčeno 29. bře. 2024 v 23.49

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odemčeno 9. bře. 2024 v 2.19

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Odemčeno 25. srp. 2024 v 10.04

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 19.34

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 20.53

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odemčeno 14. bře. 2024 v 0.24

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odemčeno 14. bře. 2024 v 5.46

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odemčeno 6. dub. 2024 v 5.10

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odemčeno 23. srp. 2024 v 10.31

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odemčeno 25. srp. 2024 v 21.01

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 3.13

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odemčeno 9. bře. 2024 v 6.14

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odemčeno 29. bře. 2024 v 23.58

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Odemčeno 20. srp. 2024 v 21.03

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odemčeno 14. bře. 2024 v 5.21

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odemčeno 30. bře. 2024 v 18.56

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Odemčeno 5. dub. 2024 v 3.42

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 23.43

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Odemčeno 14. bře. 2024 v 0.05

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odemčeno 30. bře. 2024 v 22.19

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odemčeno 20. srp. 2024 v 21.33

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odemčeno 29. bře. 2024 v 20.37

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 20.31

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odemčeno 9. bře. 2024 v 1.52

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odemčeno 14. bře. 2024 v 5.01

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odemčeno 6. dub. 2024 v 23.57

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Odemčeno 27. srp. 2024 v 22.42

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 20. srp. 2024 v 23.47

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 19.24

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odemčeno 23. srp. 2024 v 19.59

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 0.48

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2024 v 3.45

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Odemčeno 6. dub. 2024 v 5.13

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odemčeno 29. bře. 2024 v 19.29

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 8.40

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odemčeno 14. bře. 2024 v 5.40

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 10.35

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odemčeno 12. dub. 2024 v 7.35

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odemčeno 23. srp. 2024 v 9.48

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 3.45

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Odemčeno 20. srp. 2024 v 12.30

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 0.05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odemčeno 9. bře. 2024 v 18.39

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 19.35

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odemčeno 29. bře. 2024 v 20.20

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odemčeno 9. bře. 2024 v 1.52

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odemčeno 29. bře. 2024 v 5.37

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odemčeno 9. bře. 2024 v 6.25

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 19.35

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odemčeno 14. bře. 2024 v 0.06

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Odemčeno 20. srp. 2024 v 12.43

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odemčeno 9. bře. 2024 v 18.30

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odemčeno 20. srp. 2024 v 20.35

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odemčeno 9. bře. 2024 v 2.05

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odemčeno 29. bře. 2024 v 20.13

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Odemčeno 29. bře. 2024 v 20.00

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Odemčeno 20. srp. 2024 v 21.02

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 3.56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 20.55

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Odemčeno 20. srp. 2024 v 21.48

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 4.08

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odemčeno 18. říj. 2024 v 3.45

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 19.45

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 21.28

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odemčeno 22. srp. 2024 v 8.54

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odemčeno 22. srp. 2024 v 21.35

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odemčeno 22. srp. 2024 v 23.11

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Odemčeno 22. srp. 2024 v 23.11

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odemčeno 19. dub. 2024 v 2.15

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 20.10

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Odemčeno 16. říj. 2024 v 8.48

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 25. srp. 2024 v 21.43

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 22.09

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Odemčeno 22. srp. 2024 v 21.18

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Odemčeno 22. srp. 2024 v 9.00

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Odemčeno 21. srp. 2024 v 21.41

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odemčeno 22. srp. 2024 v 20.40

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Odemčeno 22. srp. 2024 v 21.56

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odemčeno 14. bře. 2024 v 0.08

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Odemčeno 13. bře. 2024 v 19.56



CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
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