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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2016 @ 1:20am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 9:48am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2017 @ 7:52am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2017 @ 2:31am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 9:39am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 10:12am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2016 @ 9:59am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2017 @ 12:35pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 8:58am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2017 @ 2:31am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2017 @ 6:33am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2017 @ 12:30pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 1:23pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 9:02am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2017 @ 11:37am

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2017 @ 8:59am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2017 @ 2:31am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 11:38am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2017 @ 10:10am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 8:58am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2017 @ 2:31am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2016 @ 9:48am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 1:27pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2017 @ 2:31am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2016 @ 5:56am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 8:02am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 9:39am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2016 @ 5:37am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2017 @ 2:31am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 10:08am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 1:15pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 8:44am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2018 @ 10:11am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2017 @ 6:34am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2017 @ 6:34am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2020 @ 5:00am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2020 @ 6:02am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 2 May, 2019 @ 1:52am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 4 May, 2019 @ 6:24am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 3:08pm



Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!