Vitils 最近的评测

the definition of sadness

pain

Hey, I bought this game at full price. It's worth the money. 10/10

You can pet nekos.
Did I tell you, they will react if you pet them in different spots?
10/10 spent all day petting neko breasts.

I hacked a door, the door hacked me back. 10/10

One fateful day, a close friend of mine messaged me with a simple, yet life-changing sentence.
To quote this amazing man:
"Ayy yo, I'm hooked to ff14. You should get it, you can play as a cat-girl."
The only word that stood out the me was cat-girl, at the sight of said word, I immediately bought and downloaded the game. I regret nothing, I can now play as the kawaii desu cat-girl of my dreams.
I regret nothing, and I am ready to spend the rest of my free time on this game,

The Devs know their audience. Cat girls, lewdness, and a shallow as ♥♥♥♥ story. If I had to rate the lewdness on a scale to one to ten, I would give this game a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ twenty. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous. I mean, I bought this game because my friend said I had no balls. I proved that man wrong. #didn'tevenread

There are two extremes to the game, you can either:
Fight as the righteous underboob, hoarding off waves of weeaboos and neckbeards
or
You can fight as a faceless warrior, whose only goal is to destroy the one who will eventually destroy the earth.
11/10 I paid thirty dollars to practice combos all day.

I bought this game because of a dare.
After I learned that the trading cards are over a dollar, I played the whole game.
I sold all the cards, and made two dollars.
10/10 would buy again

This game will take over your life, and empty your wallet in the proccess.
10/10 would spend more money.