"I HAVE TO TOUCH YOU" -me towards your sandwiches

don't TOUCH my freakin sandwiches.

I know it's gonna sound crazy I know it's gonna sound weird, but when I touch prepackaged sandwiches I feel the hands of every person who's touched them before me and after me. I feel this jolt of like friggin lightning or something from the tip of my head to the tip of my 'you know what'. Sometimes, when I grab prepackaged sandwiches with my bare hands I can't help but throw my head back in ecstasy and moan so when ever I go out and talk to chicks they say to me "what are you doing" and I say yes I do grab these sandwiches with my bare hands and don't laugh at me and don't laugh, do not laugh at me, I feel like a spirit, like an orb shoot through my body any time I grab a sandwich. A lot of people laugh at me, they beat me up, they give me black eyes, they broke my nose four times you know cause I like to feel these prepackaged sandwiches and I get bullied about I get bullied for it. But am I gonna stop? Like, no freakin way the answer is no way.

why, yes i am feeling a little thirsty...

feeling thirsty? :soda:

-rep good ast trader

+rep good fast trader

meow :3

im cheating on your mother with your sister br

im a cheater. im cheating right now in all games i play.

with the reason of anticheat detection :V

They aren't cheaters dumbass they were banned for being naughty on community servers :)

can you check my profile

-rep won't unfriend known cheaters https://steamhistory.net/id/76561199039828587 and https://steamhistory.net/id/76561198248341758

-rep This guy is a massive simp. He kicked me from a 2fort lobby because his obnoxious egirl duo wouldn't stop picking on me for having a kill-a-watt grease lightning unusual with a hale's own cleaver and aussie scattergun. Yes, I am a girl, yes I do play scout, yes I have a life and job outside tf2. I just didn't expect to be harassed and kicked for it.

thanks :D

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is evil🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Please don't hurt me 💯❗️

💎💎 I have a family, they need me💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Don't make any rash decisions, please...⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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not really i hate james

do you play james

not really i hate games

do you play games

video games

Be not upset. Anger is a sword with no handle. You are trolled. Accept this, and move on.

lets team up.

i feel like a billion bucks!

+rep OOooOOoO LOOK AT ME I'M GAVYYYN! I'M PLAY RIMWORLD all dAY LOOOOONG! Girls? nO THANK YA MAAM!! I GOT ME.....................sim game

he is my light, my muse. A glimmering shine of hope in the dark abyss. But plays a little too much deltarune -REP

That reminds of the funny meme with the crudely drawn Goofy.

And I'll do it again!

-rep booted up warframe

i am innocent

I have known this man for forty-five years, the only time he cheats, is in poker !

cheater

wtf

*rapes you*

this profile SUCKS change it NOW

ooOOoh lookAT MEEe I'M JOOOSH I'MWHACK OFF all day looong. GIRLS? NO THANK YA, MA'AM, I'VE GOT ME boner

OOO! I'M DRAKE! BOOBS!!! nNOT FOR ME!! I'M JUST GONNA EAT ME A BIG OL BAGFAKIN DIKK

+rep cheesed to meet you

enjoy the show

im watching you! :)

!! !! !!

THERE BE TREASURE 🗣🗣🗣🦜🦜🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️‼‼‼

AHOY THERE SAILOR!
YOU'VE JUS' BEEN PLUNDERED BY A TRUE PIRATE
SEND THIS MESSAGE ON FIVE O' YER MATEY'S PROFILES T' PLUNDER THEIR TREASURE

hey i heard you were the guy who made that cursed image earthbound video. congrats man such an awesome video :D

AHOY THERE SAILOR!
YOU'VE JUS' BEEN PLUNDERED BY A TRUE PIRATE
SEND THIS MESSAGE ON FIVE O' YER MATEY'S PROFILES T' PLUNDER THEIR TREASURE

AHOY THERE SAILOR!
YOU'VE JUS' BEEN PLUNDERED BY A TRUE PIRATE
SEND THIS MESSAGE ON FIVE O' YER MATEY'S PROFILES T' PLUNDER THEIR TREASURE

did you beat pontiff yet?

did you beat pontiff yet?

(lol)

you would know