Recent reviews by Singed

200+ hours so far and I've barely scratched the surface. The goal the game initially nudges you towards, and the journey to achieve it, accounts for less than 10% of all the content this game has to offer. Discovering that is on you and your own curiosity, as the game only gives you vague hints about alternate quests.

Every run, every noita's journey, is different. Every death serves to bring you closer to unraveling the secrets of the ancient art of alchemy.

Every pixel has simulated physics, just like those old powder toy flash games, and can be interacted with, or disintegrated if that's what you want.

A roguelite like no other, Noita has given me hours of fun and pain, all at once. 10/10, I dream of shotgun hisii.

10/10 would self-harm again.