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82.3 hrs on record (66.9 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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A buddy gifted me this game, and initially I was overwhelmed. After playing for a decent amount of time I have done just about every mission on every difficulty multiple times. Nobody cares about that, so what do I think about the game?

The game absolutely has some bugs that need to be squashed (no pun intended) some are just funny, and while break immersion give you a little chuckle. Other bugs can be annoying effectively wiping 40 minutes of progress due to a crash, or network error.


Having said that the game has a stunning atmosphere both in its graphical settings, but also in how it forces the player base work together to achieve over arching goals for the entire player-base. Most people delve into the role-playing which adds an element of comradery among the lobby. Queuing up with 3 strangers is fun,but if you have a four man group this games intensity, and enjoyment factor up much higher.

Every weapon feel viable in one situation, or another. This takes a ton of stress off of the player IMO of finding "the only thing that works at this level" there are some weapons that stand out, but nothing feels completely useless in my experience. The best part of this game is the active real-time war that the game revolves around, and with new content constantly being pushed in the game is likely to only get better.

The best time to get this game was on launch, the second best time is after reading this review, but remember fellow Helldivers, personal thought are treason, and if you find any fellow divers not yelling "FOR DEMOCRACY!" as they charge into battle please report them to the ministry of truth.
Posted 25 March.
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13.9 hrs on record
yes
Posted 7 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
375.3 hrs on record (234.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
good
Posted 27 November, 2022.
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1,953 people found this review helpful
55 people found this review funny
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15.5 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
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☐ 10


Stray is a puzzle platform based game with breathtaking art and lighting effects that can make you feel cold and scared and warm and content with smooth transitions between them. The soundtrack is some of the best music I have ever heard with regards to the environment just adding to the scenery of the game.

It only has a few minor bugs with collision and they are hardly immersion breaking, this game was either very well built originally or they had an amazing QA team, having said that, Stray is a poetic masterpiece of loss and finding the beauty in things even when the overall picture seems bleak and tells the tale of a cat just trying to make it back home and making friends along the way, if you have the additional money to spend and are looking for a good game, while it is not the longest game in terms of story it is extremely rich in the level of depth and detail put into it and is definitely worth every dollar.
Posted 20 July, 2022.
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32.3 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
its good
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
705.0 hrs on record (168.2 hrs at review time)
Great game it is very challanging and fun to play the only thing that could make the game better is if DECA games adds some items that players could buy with fame in nexus the game is too dependent on buying gold like i would love to buy cloth and dye and backpacks for fame maybe 25 fame for each cloth or dye and maybe 1k fame for a backpack maybe less but i would personally pay 1k fam for a backpack.
Posted 27 July, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,017.5 hrs on record (49.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game If you can play with friends if not still get its a good game
Posted 26 February, 2016.
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