I'm telling you, this guy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so i don't completely sh*t on these kids" then he bunny hopped out the door

after a long game of league of legends, i added her because she seemed cool. we got to chatting, over the next couple of months we became best friends, lots of fun, great times and most importantly friendship. i invited her to my house for a league skirm, she said she was coming and so excited to meet irl... when she arrived at my house she pushed me against a wall and started to nibble my ear... i felt her hard wiener push against my leg. i punched tf outta her, and then 1 tapped her. turns out shes gay, like very gay.. dont trust this guy.

after a long game of league of legends, i added her because she seemed cool. we got to chatting, over the next couple of months we became best friends, lots of fun, great times and most importantly friendship. i invited her to my house for a league skirm, she said she was coming and so excited to meet irl... when she arrived at my house she pushed me against a wall and started to nibble my ear... i felt her hard wiener push against my leg. i punched tf outta her, and then 1 tapped her. turns out shes gay, like very gay.. dont trust this guy.

after a long game of league of legends, i added her because she seemed cool. we got to chatting, over the next couple of months we became best friends, lots of fun, great times and most importantly friendship. i invited her to my house for a league skirm, she said she was coming and so excited to meet irl... when she arrived at my house she pushed me against a wall and started to nibble my ear... i felt her hard wiener push against my leg. i punched tf outta her, and then 1 tapped her. turns out shes gay, like very gay.. dont trust this guy.

after a long game of league of legends, i added her because she seemed cool. we got to chatting, over the next couple of months we became best friends, lots of fun, great times and most importantly friendship. i invited her to my house for a league skirm, she said she was coming and so excited to meet irl... when she arrived at my house she pushed me against a wall and started to nibble my ear... i felt her hard wiener push against my leg. i punched tf outta her, and then 1 tapped her. turns out shes gay, like very gay.. dont trust this guy.

after a long game of league of legends, i added her because she seemed cool. we got to chatting, over the next couple of months we became best friends, lots of fun, great times and most importantly friendship. i invited her to my house for a league skirm, she said she was coming and so excited to meet irl... when she arrived at my house she pushed me against a wall and started to nibble my ear... i felt her hard wiener push against my leg. i punched tf outta her, and then 1 tapped her. turns out shes gay, like very gay.. dont trust this guy.