Neptune : we are killing people in a church thats a sin right?
Green : honesty it's not allowed
~2/25/2016

Green : im a southern man
Neptune: Green we live in the west
Green : ♥♥♥♥
Neptune : Thats going on the wall
~2/28/2016

Green: Hey did you guys know the christmas is on friday the 13th
Neptune: are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joking with me right green
~11/2/2016

*Playing H1Z1 King of The Kill*
Sax: Im getting sick of these Asains and them running though doors
Neptune: what the ♥♥♥♥
Jiff: yea no that was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Neptune:WHAT
~11/26/2016

Neptune: I hate how my parents get mad for doing the same things they do
Jiffy: Yea but they give you the gift of a roof over your head
Neptune: Wow thanks dad
(silence)
Sax: My gift is ... being white
12/16/2016

Neptune: jessica alba or jennifer lopez
Sax: jessica alba, j-lo has two kids im not ready for that commitment
Neptune: yea but jessica alba had to big of a chin for me
Sax: J-lo has to big of an ass for me
Neptune: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
~12/19/2016

Sax: what is that
Neptune: i dont know
Sax: is that a suicide bomber racoon
Neptune: i cant even
~12/31/2016

Jiffy: In some states if you get caught shop lifting before you leave the store you dont get charged legally
Kat: so your saying if you dont get caught you wont get introuble?
Neptune: yea?
Kat: (gasps in relization that she could have alot more things)
~12/31/2016

Jiffy: im greatful for sax introducing me to his sister. best $8 dollars i have ever spent
Neptune:YOU SOLD YOUR SISTER FOR A $8 DOLLARS
sax: NOO i sold my self for $8 dollars
~1/11/2017

Jiffy;There's nothing quite as lesbian like a woman in a suit jacket
Neptune: What the ♥♥♥♥ was that about
Sax: What the ♥♥♥♥
*Neptune and jiffy start to laugh hysterically*
~2/10/2017

Jiffy: Boruto is coming out this month you could watch that
Sax: What is that the black naruto
Neptune: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
3/27/17

Sax: Jiffy started the rift with out your consent
Neptune: yea I wanna call him somthing that start with a R and ends with pst
Sax: what R kelly??
*Jiffy and Neptune start to cry laughing*
~4/2/2017

*watching kong skull island*
Jiffy and Neptune at the same time: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MICHEAL JORDAN HIM
Jiffy:you need a new best friend
Neptune: yea
~4/17/2017

Neptune: Hey sax do you know the Alphabet well?
Sax:Yea why?
Neptune: Because I want to give you the fifth letter real bad right now
Sax:That's gay I bet you kiss girls ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Neptune: Is it what the Fifth letter
Sax:D
Sax Wait im an idiot
~6/13/2017

Neptune: I give a damn about her sister
Sax: WOW thats rude
Neptune:What you care about her sister
Sax: A little
Sax: I mean in a zombie apocalypse poon is poon
~7/12/2017

Neptune: Marry christmas but if you dont love her dont marry her
Sax: I hope you die in your sleep
~7/3/2018

Sax: dont say what i sent too you to jiffy or i will never play games with you
jiffy:now i kinda want to know
Jiffy: neptune dont say what i sent too you or i will never play games with you
Neptune: if i say both of your things does this mean yall will still play games with me
both: yes
Neptune: okay sax said that i should take the money send you a check that says from dad(his dad is dead)
Neptune: jiffy said that him and your sister have banged before (this is true)
*everyone loses their ♥♥♥♥*
~1/27/2020

Neptune: Whats the song that goes like bam bam joker and the thief throu...
SAx: WOLFMOTHER WOLFMOTHER
Sax Thats my people WOLFMOTHER WOLFMOTHER
Neptune: Damn yeah thats it
~7?17/2020