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Verfasst: 21. Sep. 2022 um 3:33
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Early-Access-Rezension
This game blows... BLOWS MY MIND! 🤯 This is the BEST first-person shooter video game since The Slaughtering Grounds! 🔫 The only OTHER thing this game is blowin' is 🦈DEMON🦈CHUNKS🦈, 'cause of all the demon KILLIN' I'm DOIN', yo! 🎸🎸🎸

All these HATERZ sayin' the demons don't look like demons! 🐢 You know what I say? HATERZ GUNNA HATE! 😠😠😠 If the demons wanna look like colored eggs 🥚🥚🥚 and hurl 🔥FIREBALLS🔥 at you with STUNNING ACCURACY*, LET THEM! Their bodies, their choice, bro! 🎸🎸🎸

Firstly, dude, there's SO MANY GUNS TO CHOOSE FROM! 🔫🔫🔫 The best part? They get, like, A MILLION BULLETS! 🔫🔫🔫 Why use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ automatic weapons* that only come with a handful of nails when you can use the handguns that come with, like, A MILLION BULLETS? 🔫🔫🔫

Plus, there's, like, a buncha maps to choose from! Brings me back to the glory days of Garry's Mod, yo! Sure, they're all different, you will probably only have a few favorites, BUT WHO CARES WHEN THERE'S SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM, YO?! 🎸🎸🎸

There are a lot of extremely broken easy combinations and a bunch of underwhelming interesting ones...WHICH IS AWESOME! Stratergy is for P7SS13S! 🎸🎸🎸

And the music? 🎸🎸🎸 Bro! Nothing gets my jollies harder than CONSTANT SOUND WITH NO RHYME OR REASON! 🤘🤘🤘 Licensed music? Who has 💰💰💰 for that? Anyway, that's sh1t's 4 P7SS13S, give me brain-hurtin breakcore anyday! Rawkin'! 🎸🎸🎸

Now I can finally live my lifelong dream of being Roy Scheider's character from Jaws (even though I keep ending up like Robert Shaw's character). RAWKIN'! 🎸🎸🎸

10/10 THEY NEED TO ADD SKIBIDI TOILET FROM FORTNITE 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸



*not actually stunning, just unfair enemies made rainbow... unfair to the MACHINES, YO! 🐬🐬🐬

*the one with 10x less ammo is completely broken and impossible to nerf in a way that doesn't make it underpowered or overpowered 🤯
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3 Kommentare
Der dicke Shiba 11. Dez. um 9:51 
me after the lobotomy
DINGOSHAT 5. Feb. 2023 um 5:21 
yes i think
Mr. man 16. Dez. 2022 um 6:36 
yes