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I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 69% BODYWEIGHT AND THAT I COULD KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS. I HAVE 420 CONFIRMED KILLS, YOU ♥♥♥♥. BUT LOOK AT YOU OVER THERE. "JOHNY JOHNY" YOU SAY, YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ AND THEN YOU CONTINUE WITH THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SONG. "OI JOHNY YA ♥♥♥♥" "YES, FATHER?" "HAVE YOU BEEN EATIN' THE SUGAR YA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOG ♥♥♥♥" "NO DADDY :eggplant::eggplant::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::weary::weary:" "WHAT'S LIGMA NI:b::b:A" "LIGMA, SHORT FOR LIGMATIC BALLSURE, IS A SLOW AND PAINFUL DISEASE PRIMARILY AFFECTING THE BRAIN AND HAS EFFECTS SIMILIAR TO ALZEHEIMERZ. MOTOR SKILLS DECLINE FAST AND THE BRAIN TAKES MASSIVE HITS" "A SURPRISE TO BE SURE , BUT ONE THAT CAN LAUNCH A 90KG PROJECTILE OVER 300 METERS" "BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST?"

YOU MAY BE ASKING. WELL,GO TO ASKREDDIT FOR THAT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. OH YOU WERE WATCHING CARS 2 IN A THEATHER SPILLED BAKED BEANS AND A BLACK TEENAGER SAID THIS NI:b::b::a: EATING BEANS?" WELL GUESS WHAT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. WW2 HAPPENED IN THE CARS UNIVERSE, MEANING THAT THERE WAS A CARS HOLOCAUST AND A CARS BOMBING OF HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI. BUT BACK TO THAT UGLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMMENT OF YOURS NOW. I HAD TO SAY ALL THIS ♥♥♥♥ BECAUSE WHEN I SAW YOU STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMMENT I WANTED TO SAY

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