"I like my dungeons defended, my Nords in fur coats, and FTL... well, FTL can go f-"

The message ends abruptly in static and a ridiculously heavily armed ship with immortal shielding approaches. You evaluate your choices and decide that you can either:

1. Die in a silent explosion for the 19,000th time today, or
2. View my Dungeon Defenders layouts [ddplanner.com]