Recent reviews by Twilight the Cabbit

Got stabbed in the butt by a ghost with a knife.
10/10
Would get butt stabbed again.

Mario Kart? What's that? Sounds like a game for scrubs. Can you play as Jon Arbuckle in it? No? Then it's trash compared to this masterpiece. This perfect masterpiece.

I am kind of mixed on this game. It is, by no means, a GOOD game. But it's definitely not terrible, either. It's no Jump Force. It's not quite THAT bad... maybe when it comes to the non-existent, super basic standing and talking cutscenes, yeah, it's as bad as that. Maybe even worse. But the gameplay, itself... CAN be fun. It's not as fun as it could be but it's definitely more fun than the, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING!" gameplay of Jump Force.

I'd probably recommend this on sale. Definitely not full price. Never full price. I picked it up for about 16 bucks cheaper and while I still wouldn't recommend that, it's a little bit more worth it than it is at full price. But yeah, I only recommend picking it up while it's on sale for a really good price if you want a fun little time waster.

Slammed into side of building while trying to Spider-Man.
10/10. Would slam into building again.

In all serious, though, it is pretty fun for a sort of... short little demo thing. Even if I had no idea what to do. Would probably help if I had full 360° turning but I unfortunately don't so my attempts to Spider-Man have not been thwarted by the likes Green Goblin, King Pin, or the Vulture but have, instead, been thwarted by a brick wall.

I was a doubter. I thought, "ha... this game is not going to be anywhere near as good as everyone says it is. It's just some overhyped tripe, that's what it is." And then I played it. Still doubting it, though, after beating the tutorial that I actually didn't play anymore for about a week and a half. Then I went back to it... played more... and more... and more. Soon enough, all my doubts washed away.

Undertale is a work of art. It is not the overhyped tripe that I thought it was. It's... it's amazing. People keep comparing it to Earthbound and... I can totally see why! This game is an experience! Just as Earthbound was. There's nothing about this game that isn't just brimming with personality. It's unique, got a fantastic story, and actually makes you CARE about the characters you've been meeting throughout the entire thing to the point that seeing them get hurt actually hurts you emotionally. I don't want Toriel, Sans, Papyrus, Alphys, Undyne, or Asgore to get hurt. They feel like your actual friends, so you do not want to see them suffer.

Not many games nowadays can get you so invested in the lives of the characters that they lay out for you. Not many games can actually make you care about them like this. Not many games make you feel like a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for making horrible decisions like Undertale does.

Undertale is an experience that everyone should play at least once. I cannot recommend this game enough. Please, if you have the money and you don't know what to spend it on, spend it on this. Toby Fox has truly made a game that we won't soon forget.

Here's some sound advise. Stay as far away from this mess of a game as possible.

So basically, Wizorb is Breakout mixed with an RPG. Sounds pretty sweet, right? It could have made for a pretty awesome game. But the RPG elements are implemented so poorly, they may as well not even be there. Gameplay is extremely slow and tedious. And if you happen to be in the middle of a dungeon and you decide to head back to town to restock on potions and whatnot... when you return to the actual game... guess what! You have to replay all the levels of that dungeon... AGAIN! Awesome...

Oh... and the soundtrack? Don't even get me started... 8-bit soundtracks can be awesome... just listen to Mega Man's music. But this sounded like it was composed by some guy in his basement who just figured out how to use one of those 8-bit music composer thingies on his laptop and decided to string together random sounds to see what it'd sound like. Yep... terrible. Just terrible.

So a warning... don't buy this terrible game for yourself... and don't buy it for your friends. Perhaps you should buy this for your enemies, instead.

For fans of the Mario Kart series, you will not be disappointed.

Most clones of Mario Kart tend to be pretty terrible. Nearly unplayable, with ugly graphics, horribly designed stages, uninteresting characters, and just... not very fun to play in the slightest. They tend to be just quick cash ins on the Mario Kart crowd. Sega's latest crossover extraveganza doesn't fail to please. While, at the core, it may look like just your typical Mario Kart clone, it is so much more. Not only do you race by car, but mid-race, you could find your car transforming into a boat or plane.

There's a single player campaign mode that allows you to play through a ton of challenges. Drifting, tank fights, flying through rings, and standard races. There's plenty to see and do in All-Stars Racing Transformed. There's a huge variety of weapons at your disposal to take out the competition and while not as interesting as those found in the Mario Kart series, they are fun to use and do the job. With 20 tracks (21 if you count the DLC track) and a currently still ever growing roster of characters, the fun is endless.

Did I mention the online is fantastic, as well? Because it is. It's your standard online with 5 different game modes, but there is absolutely no lag, which is always a plus.

So, if you're a fan of Mario Kart and also love SEGA and their IPs, you'll love this game.